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good sensations can sometimes be extreme, and i know i personally enjoy a good few of those, so i wanted to know which of these types of pain are the most commonly enjoyed :)

basically my question is. am i such a touch deprived weirdo that i'll enjoy fucked up sensations no one else likes or am i normal

#tattooing…. #but it’s actually a secret third thing…. pulling out a loose baby tooth slowly

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dungeon meshi & steven universe are in no way a 1:1 and greg and shuro aren’t alike at all but can you imagine for a second if marcille was in pearl’s shoes. if falin sacrificed herself to have a baby with SHURO out of nowhere. the things she would do….. she’d be in western elf jail for the rest of her sad gay life

#literally #dungeon meshi #Steven universe #AND THE THING IS IT WASNT EVEN HAVIGN A NKRMAL BABY #She basically killer herself to make a baby #and then you have to take care of the baby????? what

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guys i need you to realize that smoking ANYTHING will cause damage to your lungs. inhaling smoke is just inherently bad for you im sorry.

#I literally just had basically this exact conversation with some of my high school students

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pathetic girl assassin, just openly weeping and blubbering while she perfectly and effortlessly guns down an entire regiment. they try to shoot her but she falls over in a mud puddle and every bullet misses.

#PREV LMFAO #BERNADETTA VON VARLEY

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ok im about to think about the Character!! im so Excited 😊😊

#me with Ianthe but I also start dripping precum

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Gotta love how in the chapter fe3h where Flayn gets kidnapped, they make you explore the first weekend and after you do the quest there's essentially a big red arrow pointing to where she's being held, but if you try and rescue her there's a pop up saying 'If you do this, you won't be able to do anything else this month!' at which point I, a very busy professor at this monestary/officer's academy am like, Hmmm. I don't don't know if I can fit this in my schedule. I've got monsters to fight… teaparties to have… students to micromanage… The soonest I can fit rescueing you in is [checks watch] the last day of the month. That work for you?

Like, I'd love to rescue Flayn early, but also I have troop optimization to do and rescuing her really puts a crimp in my schedule.

#I always think about this. I think the implication is that you did all the extra stuff /after/ Flayn is rescued #but mechanically it wouldn’t be worth it to code a month where you do things in reverse order #fire emblem

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This kid is very agile.

#PREV TAGS #CHILCHUCK

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Nah but to be fr dungeon meshi is a recent anime I am actually enjoying. I cannot get into the damn shonen anime all my students watch like jjk and demon slayer

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I'm sure Dungeon Meshi is fun but every single screenshot of it looks like this to me:

Marcielle: I literally scream I scream all the time no matter if a situation calls for it or not see watch this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Liaos: You have to cut the creature meat against the grain you'll make the meat too tender you see griffin meat was popular in 345 bce before they invented the pitchfork and before they would only eat the knee of this creature so in order to preserve it I will strip like the ancients in 345 bce to eat this heavenly piece of meat

Chucktick or whatever his name is: Honest to god I hope you kill yourself

Senshi: You can't be saying that white baby

#CHUCKTIT #dungeon meshi

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#when you really need your pussy and back pummeled equally

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It really pisses me off that naberius tern, who trained his whole life to use the rapier, will never know that Gideon, who nearly beat him, only trained with it for three months

#oh pure Gideon nav #daughter of god #the locked tomb

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#oh my god that is one fat opossum #people are feeding him #good for him

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Fujoshi can reclaim faghag

#posts that have 10k to me

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#it’s Gideon nav #but also Achilles isn’t the sacrificial lamb it is Patroclus

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#courage the cowardly dog #poll

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Introducing the Fire Emblem Armoury Letter Opener Collection. Do you recognize all the weapons? I’m currently working metalwork add-ons and finalizing the KS (apologies for the delay). Aiming to line up the KS with @/EmblemCon provided I get accepted!

Below are some samples that have been made!

#NEED #fire emblem

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#tav or astarion leaving the game with permanent holes in their brain bc the tadpoles ate pieces of it #bg3