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Open RP: Saeko

“Ah…I don’t think this shirt will hold my breasts….”

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I never seen bugs throw hands before 😂

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Baron Magazine

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An Alternative Format of a Classic

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LMAOOO NOOOO IM MAD BUT LAUGHING

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my therapist: yeah come on in, you can put your purse down wherever, i’ll be with you in just a second.

me:

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Druid: *looking in the Monster Manual* “I wanna be that”

DM: “You cannot be that.”

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made a hairless tabaxi bard on a long car ride

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We got our asses kicked but man we made so much gold. Tyler Durden would be so proud. 

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heyo meet my sweet pirate gal

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The city of Durrowgorn, last bastion of the Aliance during the reign of fire.

I’m my homebrew game a few decade beforehand the the Realm of hell invaded this continent in full force, living a path of devastation and ash in its wake. The last of humanity, orcs, elves and others retreated back to this, Once Orcish Hold on the mountain where the defended from the siege, eventually defeating the Demon lord in combat.

Nowdays it is still growing larger by each season, a melting pot of different cultures seeking to form civilization once more.

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when i was little and i went to church people would talk about “fearing god.” they would use ‘’fear’ to describe like a way of respecting him while understanding his power and i never knew what that  meant until i met a fucking horse 

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Norse mythology fails to convey the sense of terror that must have hung over Asgard every time Loki was gone for longer than eight months and three weeks

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what if we called “flat” soda “flaccid” soda instead