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Golden Cheek Warbler, Emma Long Park near Austin, TX. One of the rarest birds in the world.

#warbler #Goldencheekwarbler

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Striped bark scorpion, Travis County, Texas.

#scorpion #texas scorpion

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Whooping Crane

One of the rarest animals in the world

Photographed near Rockport Texas.

#whooping crane

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Rock Wren with Texas scorpion 🦂

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The touch of everlasting friendship

#bear

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The hugs of this bear is magical!

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Yellow Warbler, Texas

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Rare Blue Moon rising in Kansas

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SNAP! How would you trap the bear?

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I specialize in unresolved daddy issues. My methodology may appear self-serving and even exploitative. However, I can assure that, my intent will provide the previously victimized participant an experience that will activate biochemical releases of brain stimulants. This allows for the brain to process prior traumas, subconsciously reenact events and chemically transform “guilt” brain cells into soothing compassionate cell matter. The results are certifiable, laboratory tested and published in several major journals.

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Canada Warbler

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Me: You’re really cute. Are you single?

Her: Yes I am.

Me: Do you like old dominating white men?

Her: What does “dominating” mean?

Me: It means you need someone to tell you what to do.

Her: Like a daddy? Oh yes! I love that. Will you tell me what to do?

Me: yes I will. Here’s a list of rules…

1. No tattoos

2. No body piercings

3. No “safe” words

4. Personal hygiene is top priority. Baths will be regular and supervised.

5. No body hair.

6. No junk food.

7. Short fingernails

8. Regular exercise

9. Dresses

10. You will act like a lady

11.No swearing

12. School work will be completed on time

13. NO DRUGS or ALCOHOL

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Join the Army

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