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Still alive. I’ll get back into it.

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D Hunter of the dead, Elden Ring

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I said ooh girl

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these tweets are holding hands

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"spam likers will be blocked" spam likers can cum in my mouth

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Drake is not a real person

Drake was created in a lab by the government in order to sell effeminate manwhores to women who's brains have been fried by hormonal birth control

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Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

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Tea

#chimpanzeedotcom

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When you’ve been goofing off at work and turn around and see your boss

#chimpanzeedotcom

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

#mr up on a downer

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hard

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