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Xbox 360 is the second console in a series. Xbox one is the third.

“kingdom hearts 3 is the 11th game in the kingdom hearts series”

vs

“battlefield 1 is the 15th game in the battlefield series”

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every lesbian overwatch player i talk to says Ana Amari is their favorite and what is it about that woman that’s a lesbian magnet

#genderqueer bisexual #Symmetra is my main but I'm in love with Sombra Tracer and Lucio #probably Sombra the most even though I'm bad at playing her

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Everyone who reblogs this will have this on their blog. Garaunteed.

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A second finger?

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polk funk is the new folk punk

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I've been putting secrets codes in my shit posts. If you have the answers, post the new shit post for a reward

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Teacher: Your son isn't very good at reading.

Me: What did you say?

Teacher: your kid can't read?

me: I can't understand what your writing?

Teacher: I'm speaking?!

me: well this is a text post sooooooo

#pffffffffft #this is actually #making me laugh #im a fucking idiot #streetlifemanifesto #i make the worst shit posts of this group

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My dog swallowed the last piece of the Lego mansion and I'll be damned if Barbie doesn't get a complete vacation house because we waited for Rover to pass the chimney. Hand me the diving helmet, I'm going in.

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Given the circumference of potted plants stuffed into cut couch cushions, fingernails

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Can you build me a painting with these ramifications

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Scar's biggest injustice was not having opposable thumbs

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Jesus must walk twice as fast on heavy water

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Every crash test dummy is just a mannequin with battered womans syndrome

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Triple H's entrance except with bong water

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STILL MAD AT YOU PYLON FOR NOT REBLOGGING YOUR LIKE DOESN'T DO SHIT

this is where I make a shitpost, pretend it’s actually a shitpost and not just a random assortment of words with no particular meaning, then get mad when you guys don’t fucking reblog my stupidity. 

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I'm a vegetarian, but not a fruit and veggies vegetarian. More of a mountain dew and jerky vegetarian

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this is where I make a shitpost, pretend it’s actually a shitpost and not just a random assortment of words with no particular meaning, then get mad when you guys don’t fucking reblog my stupidity.