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collaberal-damage · 3 minutes
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can we talk about how being so pants-shittingly terrified of Doing A Racism you freeze up or Get Weird around anyone a shade darker than the sugar in your cupboard or with an accent is effectively the same as being scared of brown people and doesn't make you much better than Sandra Lilly Smith from the suburbs who clings her purse when a black guy gets on the elevator with her
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collaberal-damage · 5 minutes
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people who put their gum under tables are wild animals they literally do not have higher level cognitive functions. they live in nature.
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collaberal-damage · 8 minutes
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visual migraines are cool bc I have an excuse to increase all my font sizes to 200px and wear sunglasses indoors like shadow the hedgehog
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collaberal-damage · 8 minutes
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Me to my draft: You are a oneshot.
The draft: Wrong. I am the pilot chapter of a multichapter fic that you do not have the bandwidth to take on, but will haunt your every waking thought anyway.
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collaberal-damage · 9 minutes
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Caterpillar creates place to hide so predators can't kill while it eats
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collaberal-damage · 10 minutes
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I don’t so much forget that I’m disabled so much as I…forget that other people aren’t.
Like, I can’t forget how tired I am or how much I’m hurting or how many things I wish I could do that I just can’t right now. Those things are actively happening to me, I’m thinking about them all the time.
It’s more like…what do you MEAN they got their entire to-do list done in one day? What do you mean they had the time and energy left over to do a couple of other things, too? What do you mean, they were sore yesterday from doing something physical, but that they’ve pretty much recovered by today, and tomorrow they won’t even feel it?
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collaberal-damage · 10 minutes
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Ummm okay well….. I think I have room in my cart for another sample
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collaberal-damage · 11 minutes
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Playful beast
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collaberal-damage · 11 minutes
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"breeding" is a hot raw way to describe it but i'll be real making babies is the furthest thing from my mind i'm just trying to paint your insides
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collaberal-damage · 13 minutes
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controversial opinion, but characters are so much more interesting when you are able to forget about shipping them for a moment and actually appreciate their unrelated personal plot/arc. if the most interesting thing you can think of about a character is the ship you like them with, then I don't think you actually like that character very much
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collaberal-damage · 13 minutes
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what are you supposed to do on the days that absolutely no food sounds appetizing but youre sitting there hungry and getting a headache but everything does not sound appealing
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collaberal-damage · 2 hours
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Nothing Doing no. 33
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collaberal-damage · 2 hours
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idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it
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collaberal-damage · 2 hours
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hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling
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Golden Gates
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babies two
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Centuripe, province in Enna, Sicily, Italy
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