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Me doing it by accident while mining on calamity mediumcore: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

new favorite terraria fun fact. happy fun torch time :3

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Mood, but instead i might cry to sleep B)

Feeling very unethical today, might spread hate

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GUARDS IMPREGNATE THAT MAN, I'M FUCKING WHEEZING

#On royal order #You will be impregnated

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And that's when i decided, i want to be a merchant, A MAGIC FUCKING MERCHANT

a true wizard is ALWAYS thinking about elf pussy

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Ayo, want to do this Last Song: Perfume - Lovejoy Last Movie: UH, IT'S BEEN TOO LONG, I DON'T REMEMBER Currently watching: Vita Carnis (Yes, the analog horror) Last thing researched for writing purposes: What total blindness feels like/Cursed items @everyonethatreadsthis lmao

9 People Tag

(I'm reposting this with my own responses, since the last thread was particularly long.) Tagged by: @roxas--munchkin

Last Song: "The Fine Print" by The Stupendium Last Movie: "Mune: Guardian of the Moon" Currently Watching: CaptainSparklez original survival minecraft playthrough (I was getting nostalgic) Last thing I researched for writing purposes: Does caffeine have a smell or taste? (It does not.)

9 People Tagged: I am, awful at tagging games, so whoever would like to do this, please be my guest!!

#yay

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YOUNG MAN

there's no need to look down, i said

YOUNG MAN

really, please don't look down, i said

YOUNG MAN

cast your gaze not upon

t h e d r e a d

R I F T

O F

C O S M I C

T E R R O R S

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As long as the plants eat people as well, i don't see why not

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

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Sure! here you go! *Hands over a bag full of AAA bateries, and a quite active and functioning uranium reactor core* Do no ask how i go that many batteries, thanks

hey can somebody cast Mend on me.. my robotic ass got his arm torn off and it was my spellcasting arm.. pls..

also batteries would be nice I’m starting to run out of charge!!

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Uhhh, i only have AAA batteries, and a reactor core, which one do you want?

hey can somebody cast Mend on me.. my robotic ass got his arm torn off and it was my spellcasting arm.. pls..

also batteries would be nice I’m starting to run out of charge!!

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I PRESENT TO YOU, THE WOBBLYINATOR

TW: I’m saying what’s on my mind

Spell idea:

Intended use: torture/wizard duels

Spell name: melnes bot(melt and bone combined)

Inspiration: @softandwigglybones’ name

Function(s): changes the SOM(state of matter) of bones from solid to liquid, the viscosity can be decided by the spell caster. It can vary from:

Solid

Bendy and soft

More bendy and softer

Hard gelatin like

Really viscous fluid

Viscous fluid

Soft slime

Consistency almost water

As consistent as water

My preferred way of utilising this spell is by completely liquidating the skull and the legs, person falls and mushes their brain to jam. Another way is liquidating the extremities(from shoulders to fingertips and from hips to toes), wait until the liquid bones leak in between the muscles, in the muscles, etc, then solidifying them, causing physical paralysis, pain(as the newly solidified bones are broken, and tear into the flesh since their stable structure is destroyed, they are brittle).

I also thought of gelatinifying the bones to cause unstable walking/moving in general experience for the victim, as well as changing the SOM really rapidly, spontaneously going from solid to liquid and all in between. This can prove really confusing to the victim as their bones are litterally melting, solidifying, stretching, etc in a matter of seconds.

No, there is no counter spell. No, there is no spell to automatically revert the bones to normal. Only way is to melt them, and mold them through the flesh.

Sorry fellas, I don’t think it works on exoskeletons, might make one that does as well as on armour since exoskeletons are basically bio armour.

:3

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“we need to stop the stigma towards drug users and addicts” and “we need to challenge the idea that being sober makes you boring” and “we need to stop acting like binge drinking to the extent you’re doing medical damage is fun and normal for young people” are all ideas that can and should coexist.

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SCIENCE BITCH

Out of all the cool stuff that mythbusters ever shot on high speed camera, shooting a soccer ball at 60mph out of a truck traveling 60mph is one of my favorites

Just look at it. It is the most perfect visual representation of Newton’s 2nd law of physics I’ve ever seen. The ball, which was shot out of a CANNON, drops straight down. Two equal and opposite velocities completely canceling each other out, leaving the soccer ball to drop to the earth with a net velocity of 0. Sir issac newton would be proud to tears of this gif.

And yet this “myth” is nothing more than basic physics at work. A 10 year old with an interest in science could have told us this is possible. 60mph in one direction minus 60mph the exact opposite direction is 0. Basic.

But what makes this so frieken cool is the fact that they went through all the trouble to actually demonstrate the invisible laws that govern the way our universe works. To get this shot both the soccer ball and the truck had to be moving at the exact same speed. Real world variables make that extremely difficult to pull off. It took them hundreds of attempts to get it right. They went through all that trouble to “prove” something we have known as fact for hundreds of years. And we get this amazing gif to watch as a result.

Mythbusters is incredible. Science is incredible. And the fact that this experiment in physics can be used in science classes for years and years to come to help children learn about physics is incredible.

#WOOOOO

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smas-

extremely loose statis doodles from today

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And that my kids, is how i met your snom

nuclear snomb

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im pretty sure the mobile game is exclusive to japan/asia, however, the current state of it is... idk, there isnt even a good port of it to check it out

My reaction to seeing JJK get its first consol/PC game!

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Thanks

im short (5') can I join your cult

I don’t have a cult, pal.