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Found Jeffrey Epstein’s burner tumblr account, I guess. Shame he turned off reblogs before I was able to bully him more

#the good news for this degenerate at least is that his ‘’dream world’’ is already reality #I met all of his Ideal People™️ when i was a teenager #look at my feminists Dawgggggg we’re never getting out of the patriarchy 😩🤯🤣 #Heartwarming: Transmasc confirms he is a real man by aligning with patriarchal ideology

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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

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its really crazy how fast food was billed as cheap for the price of being shitty and now its just like...... well with these prices might as well get an actually decent meal at a real restaurant lol

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all software should be open source wtf. u expect me to run this on my own computer without knowing what its doing???

car manufacturers dont weld the hoods shut to keep ppl from copying their engines. books arent written with a military-grade cipher to avoid plagiarism. and we dont let food have "secret formulas" anymore bc too often one of the "secret ingredients" was fucking lead

when ur distributing a product to the public u forfeit the right to hide whats inside it, u dont get to hand out a black box and expect ppl to just trust u when u totally swear it doesnt have a microphone inside

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using the neologism ‘puriteens’ is such a self-report

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*touches your shaved eyebrows* Promise you’ll stop? For me? 🥺

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After seeing a metric fuckton of Margot Robbie Barbie press tour pics and also the nude scenes from Wolf of Wall Street I have concluded that my body type is identical to Margot Robbie’s

#maybe tmi but idrc

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ღƪ(ˆ◡ˆ)ʃ♡ƪ(ˆ◡ˆ)ʃ♪

“I never sang for love, I never had a heart to mend/Because before the start began, I always saw the end„

//these are not my pictures//

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Ngl I’m getting tired of seeing the liberal feminist cope of “Just teach men/boys to be better UwU!” because it’s not that they don’t know any better, they know good and goddamn well that hurting women is bad, they just don’t care and they get sadistic pleasure out of it. You can “I’m going to raise my sons to be feminist :3” all you want, but if they fall into the wrong crowd, you’re fucked. You can place all the parental internet controls on your kids as you want and they’ll probably still be exposed to pornography and other horrible shit through their friends. It’s a harsh truth that many parents and parents-to-be refuse to accept until it’s too late. So many young boys are idolizing Andrew Tate and Kevin Samuels and other MRA garbage, hell, even Andrew Tate’s mother has spoken out and said “WTF is wrong with him I didn’t raise him like that!” You cannot control your child’s opinions and they can turn into a monster quickly no matter how hard you try to guide them into the right direction. All women need to start carrying guns more and trusting men less. This is not pessimism, it’s realism.

#like im sorry but ur dumber than a bag of rocks if u think men just need to be ‘’taught not to rape’’ and it’ll go away. they already know.

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the inherent ruthlessness that alex turner sees in love, like when he said “do me a favour and break my nose” and when he said “i’d probably still adore you with your hands around my neck, or i did last time i checked” and when he said “we’re either shouting or we’re shagging” and when he said “you press it to my chest and you make me wheeze, then to my knees you do promote me” and when he said “be cruel to me, cause i’m a fool for you” and when he said “i just want you to do me no good, and you look like you could” and when he said “she turns my back to the earth and shows me that’s where i’m meant to be” and when h

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the bittersweetness that alex turner sees in the regret of achieving your dreams, knowing that a lot of mistakes were made along the way, for in the end the goal not even be like what you were expecting. i feel like when he tries to put it into words it sounds more like him trying to process if it’s either more a good or a bad thing, like when he said “you’re at a loss just because it wasn’t all that you thought it was, you are the fugitive but you don’t know what you’re running away from” and “i know i said ‘who wants to sleep in a city that never wakes up?’ but dorothy was right though” and “everything that i’ve tried to forget, everything that i live to regret” and “visions of the past and possible future shoot through my mind and i can’t let go, inseparable opposing images” and “i dreamed every single impossible dream, i just can’t remember any of the details” and “i feel like the sequel you wanna see but you were kinda hoping they would never make” and “i’m leaning in to kiss the past goodbye. i’ll be leaving now, i’m making tracks and i doubt that i’ll be coming back” and “i just wanted to be one of the strokes, now look at the mess you made me make” and “all of my most muscular regrets explode behind my eyes” and “do you celebrate your dark side then wish you’d never left the house?” and “the things you try to forget, doesn’t time fly?” and “oversharing and its bitter aftertaste, exactly the wrong time in exactly the wrong place” and “the dawn won’t stop weighing a tonne, i’ve done some things that i shouldn’t have done” you know?

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Momentum Fratris Level Maximus

Marina Diamandis deleting everything off her Instagram is the modern-day equivalent of the Library of Alexandria burning down

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Melanie Martinez is the Dahvie Vanity of alt pop

#both ugly both predators both make awful music and have insufferable Stan’s #and can’t forget the bad makeup and forced edginess

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Just checking back in 7 years later to laugh at how badly this aged since Grimes is fucking Elon Musk and Marina is still sexy and normal :-)

grimes: (doodling in the back of the art room) marina, in her varsity cheerleading jacket: (slams hands on grimes’s desk) hiiii trigglypuff :) grimes: …hi marina :| marina: what’re you drawing, something about feminism (which is cancer)? grimes: i’m drawing lapis lazuli from steven universe in a mechanical suit for my pacific rim alternate unive– marina: kek….are you KIN with lapis lazuli grimes: marina: what’s wrong tumblrina…..are you #triggered :) :) :) grimes: marina i know it was you who spraypainted “SENSITIVE MILLENNIAL” on my my mom’s car marina: anonymous is legion grimes: she’s not even a millennial she’s 42 and works in finance and we called the police marina: …whatever kek (goes to the bathroom and frantically checks tumblr to see if she’s been doxxed)

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Hey how do you feel now that we’re in the timeline where Grimes let a right wing transphobic billionaire knock her up thrice and continually makes excuses for him? Lmfao

marina (alt-right) lana (libertarian) gaga (liberal) grimes (believes we should relapse into a hunter/gatherer society)

#Marina is NOT the alt right one out of that bunch #and yes this post still lives rent free in my head years later #what are you going to do about it

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petty complaint no one except me cares about but marina diamandis is literally rich asf why does it look like she spent $10 on a party city outfit last minute… the execution for her jessica rabbit costume could have been soooooo much better 😭😭

#girl the shape of the dress isn’t even right i know you can do better!!!!!

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me searching my blog for something i know for a fact i have posted about multiple times only for tumblr to show nothing