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why did a fish just launch itself out of the water at me

it’s just staring at me with malice in it’s eyes

i do not feel safe

#pkmn irl #pokeblog rp #cole posts

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Rue gave her klawf a knife.

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not much happened today but i did manage to run into a gimmighoul

i did panic for a moment, because the last gimmighoul i saw did beat up a man, but this guy seemed chilled

it ran off shortly after i took these photos

i also never realized how many ruins paldea has, it’s interesting

#pkmn irl #pokeblog rp #cole posts

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OOC

changed urls cause i ended up disliking “withered-coleus”

so now it’s just “col-eus” cause cole isn’t that creative

#(( ooc ))

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i tend to take lots of pictures when i’m out doing things so here are some of my current favorites

i’m no photographer so they’re not the best but still

#pkmn irl #pokeblog rp #cole posts #(( ooc )) #(( i take lots of photos in game so i’m making it canon that cole does too )) #(( i’mma still draw the really important photos though ))

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(( OOC )) Poke Ball Themed Ask Game !!!

Poke Ball - If you have pokémon what kind of poke balls are they kept in?

Great Ball - Is there anything your pokémon are especially great at? Like tricks or moves?

Ultra Ball - How easy is it to bathe and groom your pokémon? What is needed to do so?

Luxury Ball - What is one luxury you tend to take for granted or use to take for granted?

Heal Ball - Do you have any scars or injuries? How did you get them?

Love Ball - Is there anyone you care deeply for? It can be romantic, platonic, or familial love.

Friend Ball - Do you have any close friends? How did you meet them?

Repeat Ball - What is one thing that you could do over and over and never get tired of?

Cherish Ball - What memory are you most fond of?

Premier Ball - Are there any special events that you’re looking forward to in the future? If the event has already happened, what was it?

Safari Ball - Have you been on any adventures? What were they?

Dusk Ball - Do you prefer the day or the night? Dawn or dusk?

Dream Ball - Do you have a dream? Or have you already achieved it?

Heavy Ball - What is the biggest pokémon you own? What is the biggest Pokémon you are willing to own?

Strange Ball - What is the strangest thing you’ve seen or have heard about?

Park Ball - Do you take your pokémon out to fun places such as the park or the beach?

Moon Ball - If you have pokémon that have evolved how did it happen? If they haven’t yet evolved do you or your pokémon ever plan on doing it?

Quick Ball - Do you tend to take your time with things or do you have a ‘go go go’ attitude?

Sports Ball - Have you participated in any competitions? Like pokémon contests or battle tournaments?

Nest Ball - How old was your youngest pokémon when you got them?

#ask me things? #cole posts

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no, red, learning that people used to have crushes on you is not a reason to leave society again

#oh dear- #cole posts

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:(

why the fuck are you people drinking potions?!?!?

they aren’t made for you!!!! you’ll get sick!!!!

ALSO they come in spray bottles!!! because they’re meant to be sprayed onTO THE INJURED AREA!!!!

ARE YOU GUYS HAVING YOUR POKÉMON DRINK THEM TOO?????

#pkmn irl #pokeblog rp #cole posts #(( ooc )) #(( cole used an emoticon holy shit ))

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why the fuck are you people drinking potions?!?!?

they aren’t made for you!!!! you’ll get sick!!!!

ALSO they come in spray bottles!!! because they’re meant to be sprayed onTO THE INJURED AREA!!!!

ARE YOU GUYS HAVING YOUR POKÉMON DRINK THEM TOO?????

#pkmn irl #pokeblog rp #cole posts

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okay according to rue it was probably something called a gimmeghoul???

and apparently stealing a gimmighouls stuff is pretty bad

cause they can apparently suck the life force out of a you

also it’s just rude to steal from others in the first place

a guy came into the store with a treasure chest?????

he tried to get me to exchange the coins inside of it for pokedollars which i can't do because, sir, this is a pokemart not a bank

the guy gets pissed and starts raising his voice, Rue was on lunch break so she heard nothing, and then some weird little guy thing pokemon comes into the store???

and attacks the guy??? once it got the guy away from the chest it jumped into it and then hopped away in said chest??? then the guy just leaves???

I'm so confused

#pkmn irl #pokeblog rp #cole posts

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how is your gengar so small?

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I don't know, lemme ask her... Shortbread, anything to add? No?

--She's just blepping at the mic. Anyway, when I had her checked up at the nearest Pokemon Center-- the general consensus was that the smallness is due to premature evolution. To put it bluntly, whoever had her before evolved Shortbread from a Gastly to a Haunter and then almost immediately traded to evolve into a Gengar, with no time in between to get used to either form.

This goes against league regulations and can actually disqualify a Pokemon from competitive play in some regions. I hate to think that may have been why she was found just abandoned in town...

Ah, sorry, I didn't wanna bring the mood down. She's really a very happy, very mischievous little Gengar now, and despite the smallness hasn't had any other health complications.

--Oh, I just remembered this photo I took of the friends she made at Gengarcon 2022-- I'll share that when this transcript goes up tonight if anyone's interested.

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#pkmn irl

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a guy came into the store with a treasure chest?????

he tried to get me to exchange the coins inside of it for pokedollars which i can't do because, sir, this is a pokemart not a bank

the guy gets pissed and starts raising his voice, Rue was on lunch break so she heard nothing, and then some weird little guy thing pokemon comes into the store???

and attacks the guy??? once it got the guy away from the chest it jumped into it and then hopped away in said chest??? then the guy just leaves???

I'm so confused

#pkmn irl #pokeblog rp #cole posts #i'm kinda shaking??? hadn't had to deal with a customer yelling at me like that

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Rue has begun feeding the flock of murkrows that hang out behind the store

she want to befriend them in hopes of setting up a trade system

she wants trinkets

#pkmn irl #pokeblog rp #cole posts #(( ooc )) #(( refrences how irl crows bring items to people who feed them regularly ))

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rue’s floragato keeps trying to show me tricks it can do with it’s yo-yo thingy

it hit me in the face on accident

#pokeblog rp #pkmn irl #cole posts

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…rue asked me why i type the way i do…

…i honestly have no idea…

…i just started typing like this because it’s how i thought i sounded…

…and rue said that it doesn’t actually read like how i sound…?

…so i might start and try to type without the “…”…

#pkmn irl #pokeblog rp #cole posts #(( ooc )) #(( aka i no longer like the typing style i gave him </3 ))

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…my coworker has tricked me…

…wait i should call her by her name…

…Rue has tricked me into helping her run errands…

…her klawf and floragato got banned from the grocery store for some reason…

…so i’m the next best thing apparently…

#pkmn irl #pokeblog rp #cole posts #(( ooc )) #(( and so cole starts forming a friendship ))

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...me and my coworker on currently on break so she has her pokémon out and her klawf (i think that's what she called it) keeps staring at at the wall...

...i don't know why oH IT'S CLIMBING THE WALL???

#pkmn irl #pokeblog rp #cole posts #(( ooc )) #(( holy shit he knows how to use the caps lock ))