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being someone’s loser boyfriend would legit be so gender affirming for me. i was meant to be a guy who sucks

#the dream honestly

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Teasing some dogboy top by playing with my holes in front of him. Having him leashed to something that's keeping him in place while I fuck myself stupid on some knotted toy just out of his reach.

#*banging at the walls of my enclosure* #when will this happen to ME

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"Hey there, do you want to slip into something more comfortable?" As I slide down to my knees and open my mouth wide.

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Mutuals to smoke slut weed and make out with

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every day i vastly overestimate how much the average person knows about dogs

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I love men that are so hairy they can't even hide it like they have hairy ass forearms and it's creeping up their wrists and knuckles and poking out of the collar of their button up shirt... your slutty whore DNA is bursting at the seams. Whore.

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vampire x werewolf is t4t. do you get my vision

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Fool. You cannot control me by clicking your silly little clicker, or offering your silly little treats.

No. Only tastes of unseen, foreboding, and mystic power will earn my undying loyalty.

#lemon talks #you can try #but ultimately #you will fail #nsft #nsft mlm #mlm nsft #mlm #nsft ftm #ftm nsft #ftm #nsft t4t #t4t nsft #mlm puppy #ftm puppy #t4t puppy #nsft puppy #sillyposting

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Did you really think you could run? Sweet thing… it was only a matter of time~

{ he|him }

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Instead of looksmaxing we could instead smile max, or maybe kissmax

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call me a smoker the way i suck on fags

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babe i promise i just dropped the joint on myself. no one else is putting anything out on me, that’s our thing

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Flirting with my gender in a way that disgusts me but also intrigues me

#lemon talks #no context needed

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it's so funny how graffiti is like a non issue that effortlessly reveals peoples' reactionary tendencies.

#I love graffiti #i think it’s such an interesting art medium #like have you seen some of the work on the sides of train cars? #some of that should be in art museums imho

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no dude you just wouldn’t get it, our autism4autism nb4nb and switch4switch sex cannot be outmatched

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Peter Ferguson (Canadian, 1968) - The Grotto at St. Michel (n.d.)

#absolutely scrumptious art