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Played with make-up and straightened my hair today & was feelin' totally #faf. #feelingpretty #jfc #somanypallets #prettycorpse (at The Place We Call Home) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw8VJMvhYCD/?igshid=q87lccp1pb8n

#faf #feelingpretty #jfc #somanypallets #prettycorpse

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5th x in the car today for kiddo drop-offs/pick-up. I spend a large part of my day, waiting in my car. I need 1 of those kid's seatbelts adjusters or I'm going to choke to death if I'm in an accident. #deathbysestbeltchoking #momlife #CAB (<- those are my initials btw) (at Covington, Kentucky) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw8U2SkhZfR/?igshid=oftk0bege5w0

#deathbysestbeltchoking #momlife #cab

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It's not perfect, but it's done & there's no holes in it anymore. #Ihaveanextrabutton #repairnotreplace #patches (at The Place We Call Home) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw4n6shhVUG/?igshid=1o4uyb08dvgmo

#ihaveanextrabutton #repairnotreplace #patches

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100% done letting people do this to my kids (family or no). #soserious (at The Place We Call Home) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw2TvsTg_7i/?igshid=khzuvzexiot5

#soserious

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A normal person whose dog chews up their ottoman, replaces. My DIY ass says, "I can fix that." We paid next to nothing for this thing, y'all & I'm not playin' when I say I'm working up a sweat removing these dang staples. 🤦‍♀️ #whyamilikethis #diy #reapolstering (at The Place We Call Home) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw2S8G-A1nK/?igshid=flccnghnfpxm

#whyamilikethis #diy #reapolstering

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Actually wore my hair down today. #mustawashedit (at The Place We Call Home) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwsGbC8ndc6/?igshid=ygn3ov6sfsg0

#mustawashedit

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Default look atm #messybun #iwokeuplikethis #iwenttobedlikethis #dearlord #workfromhome #prettycorpse (at The Place We Call Home) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwn4DWxHqgr/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=34l7v92yf47o

#messybun #iwokeuplikethis #iwenttobedlikethis #dearlord #workfromhome #prettycorpse

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WHAT IS HAPPENING?! I don't even know how I got this mask but it's weird and fun! Foaming charcoal and tea tree mask. I keep wiping off this foam on top and it keeps coming back. Its feels amazing but keeps sliding down my face . #workfromhomelunchhours #foammask #bubbles (at The Place We Call Home) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwUo_MxnIRO/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=kpl8qswv9ism

#workfromhomelunchhours #foammask #bubbles

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It WAS in my baby hairs but I avoided scalping myself by wiping that part off with water. Sidenote: Taking this thing off gave me the strong belief that I changed into a werewolf during application. #ouch #peeloffmask #why (at The Place We Call Home) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwUoX9xHzdU/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=96wj44x46rh5

#ouch #peeloffmask #why

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I think I’m about to give myself 1 of those barber shop face waxes…😳😖😬 (at The Place We Call Home) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwUk9BKnZSx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qvk1nbp7xid4

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This picture makes me feel like I'm starting to show my age but it also reminds me just how much I look like my momma. #shegetitfromhermama #likemotherlikedaughter #momstagram #40isntsobad (at Delhi, Ohio) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwTZzPZnayl/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=iq1p4heiy2ja

#shegetitfromhermama #likemotherlikedaughter #momstagram #40isntsobad

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I didn't even have a treat. I was just in the forbidden room (aka the office) #doggo #dogstagram #dogsofinstagram #dogs (at The Place We Call Home) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwR8thanMTu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1gqq3ixsibtc0

#doggo #dogstagram #dogsofinstagram #dogs

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🖤 #Repost @talkthirtytome ・・・ #KurtCobain25Years https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv5LGeqHJru/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1mbk6rymjxwhu

#repost #kurtcobain25years

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Got that home brewed honey lemon ACV tea in my favorite @Starbucks cold cup #healthlife #acv #notbadifyoucantsmellit (at The Place We Call Home) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvwlYtynmhp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1okkgg94rkw70

#heathlife #acv #notbadifyoucantsmellit

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These goofballs are joining me for lunch. #dogsofinstagram #doggo #handsomeboy #prettygirl #biglugs (at The Place We Call Home) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvmWbZQBUBU/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=d2aq3ws25hiz

#dogsofinstagram #doggo #handsomeboy #prettygirl #biglugs

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I'm so glad #spring is here & all the seemingly dead things will be alive again.#plantstagram #outside #onmywalk #pretty #prettydeadthing #prettycorpse (at Delhi, Ohio) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvk3OQIHWhh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=tc59y6ulptjl

#spring #plantstagram #outside #onmywalk #pretty #prettydeadthing #prettycorpse

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HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

put legs in one leg hole

pull up and on to shoulder

instant fashion