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do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

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dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived

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the champion

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[Begin ID: "Red and white tabby in a cardboard box looking out of it" End ID]

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She strengthened his resolve by reminding him.

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Thank you professor p.2

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Is this how you’d treat your fatboy?

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A hot dog waiter serving you more hot dogs 🌭🌭🌭

(Remember to tip him by feeding him ;])

Comm for @Naughts_n_Roses, thank you so much!

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POV: Your roommate returns home after trying to work out after putting on 120 pounds of "muscle"...

There's no way he's out of shape...

Do you think he's sick? Or is there another reason he can't swim...

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if you're wondering why THIS tiktok ban bill made it through the senate unlike last time...

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Hey y'all check out this cool trick I learned

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she would, wouldn't she

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Cowards won’t Reblog

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reblog to pick up a Tumblr mutual like a cat and give them a hug

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asked for this on twitter