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Bruce's co-workers on the justice league ask, half-jokingly, why he won't go to therapy and he very seriously informs them his first therapist hypnotized and stole money from his clients and tried to do the same to Bruce and THEN years later he found out that same guy started mutating his patients into monster men so that he could do more crimes and while he doubted something like that would happen twice he doesn't feel like risking it and his coworkers just stared at him in dumb silence for a while

Clark asks him later if he was joking and he wasn't and this is why no one can tell when Bruce is making shit up or not

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So in my class we name our glue sticks to stop the kids losing or mistreating them - they're much less likely to lose a glue lid if you're shouting "oh no, Alfred's been decapitated". It's fun.

Now, I'm a big batfam girlie ✨ so naturally I named all our glues after these characters. We have Richard and Bruce and Stephanie and Barbara etc. you see the point.

Recently, the first glue stick ran out. It had to go in the bin so unfortunately it "died", and you'll never guess which glue stick was the first to die...

It was Jason.

You could not conceive the sound I made as I had to throw Jason in the bin as all the children shouted things like "Jason's dead" and "noooo Jason!"

Worst things worse, I couldn't even explain how ironic that was that Jason, the second robin, was the first glue to go!

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Also, freshly born chickens and chicken fetuses are NOT in fact yellow.

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

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Check you privilege every day

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Teen Katai and teen Chuuya meeting as they go bail their respective idiot out of jail.

And over time start becoming friends, because this shit happens pretty regularly.

Chuuya: Glasses, damn you're early. What's he in for this time?

Katai: Nakahara, hey. Oh you know, the usual. There was a protest , a cop was harassing a kid and Kunikida decked him in the face.

Chuuya: whistles Impressive, how bad did Kunikida rough him up?

Katai: Cops nose was completely busted.

Chuuya: See at least your idiot gets thrown in here for cool shit. My dumbass decided go go violate a restraining order and go flirt with this poor woman.

Katai: wince Yikes, well if it's any consolation I have to go fill in the butt ton of paperwork from the incident.

Chuuya: Seriously?! That's fucked up, come here I'll help you with it.

Katai: Really? Thanks.

Chuuya: Don't mention it. Hmm why don't we go get some food once we're done and than come get em. Let em rot in there for a bit.

Katai: I dunno... That seems kinda mean.

Chuuya: This is 30 pages long and you're filling it out instead of him. Be a little mean once in a while.

Katai: You have a point, alright.

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simp

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Oliver: Collage really does change people huh. ____ I just love the idea of Oliver being baffled by playboy Brucie when all he knew about him is that playground weirdo who never stop talking about forensics and constantly got his ass kicked by kids who picked on him before he got expelled from their school.

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I wonder why

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“that’s not accurate to the comics!!” I couldn’t care less, these r my dolls and I will do whatever I want to them, i’m playing house goddamnit!! lemme live in my delusions!! It’s called feeding ur inner child!!!

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you think people actually have sex? naked and everything? I have to laugh.

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John used all his simussy in that line

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How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 

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children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people

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jason: seriously grave robber —

tim: memorial case.

jason: i - hm?

tim: i robbed your memorial case, not your grave silly, you weren’t even in your grave for me to rob it!

jason: wait… did you check??

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Following the mdzs duo with the svsss one ! But drawing bingbong normally feels so unnatural to me so I added a little something below