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mapplethorpe is the "i can't tie my shoes but i can fuck your bitch" vine

#your gonna tell me im wrong?! #mobile

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unless you literally want to crack open your rib cage and have me crawl inside do NOT flirt with me.

#character study.

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* 𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓:  𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑.

feel free to change pronouns / wording!

“ open your eyes. ”

“ somebody hit you ? ”

“ let me help. ”

“ you have to help me ! ”

“ hands where i can see them ! ”

“ the last thing a fly ought to do in a spider’s web is wiggle. ”

“ here, take the blade. ”

“ get a little red on your hands. ”

“ it’s always healthy to express yourself. you keep it bottled up too long and you might do something you regret. ”

“ get the fuck out of here before i change my mind. ”

“ you’re scared. you’re not thinking straight. ”

“ are you threatening me ? ”

“ i stole these clothes from a … dead body i found. ”

“ i think it’s safe. ”  

“ spoilsport. ”

“ we’re not alone down here. ”

“ you’re done talking now. ”

“ don’t be afraid. ”

“ no sense in pulling a mad dog’s tail. ”

“ did i frighten you ? ”

“ i know i’ve seen your face. ”

“ you don’t have to be alone any more. ”

“ i hate to think of you suffering without me. ”

“ why would you do something like that to yourself ? ”

“ you’d rather die, than be with me ? ”

“ you can’t hide from me. ”

“ i’ve been a little … vulgar. ”

“ love isn’t for everybody. ”

“ bleed here and die. ”

“ you crazy bitch. ”

“ what kind of sick fuck would do this to somebody ? ”

“ how the fuck are you still alive ? ”

“ you help me, i’ll help you. ”

“ i need you to understand the bridge you’re crossing here. ”

“ your life is over. ”

“ everyone you love is fucked. ”

#memes.

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i have zero writing motivation because i decided to clean my house instead so i might go to bed and try to write later

#'but billie youve only been awake for four hours?' i dont care! #my throat hurts a lot for some reason i think im getting sick #mobile

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slept through monday and finished my chores

#munday #mun #mobile

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gonna clean my back deck, take out the trash, shower and start laundry but then i'll pop online.

#yeah i know its four am i didn't mean to sleep lmaoooo #mobile

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me waking up at 240 am like 🧍‍♀️

#oooooh i must have been so tired much more tired than i thought #mobile

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i'll be online tonight. just relaxing & dozing after those three twelves.

#i ordered wendy's i had a craving #mobile

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i choked on a fucking piece of rice???

#now i can't stop coughing!!! #work blogging

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being a night shifter is just being the only thing people will see on the dash until people start waking up

#also me on the facebook timeline its just my memes #work blogging

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if mapplethorpe had never died, he really would have done so well in college. like, he'd go to a beachside town, pick up surfing and actually meet people who aren't closed minded.

#sadly he had to die to find those people :(

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i will not elaborate, but mapplethorpe has the same energy as every ke$ha song.

#listen i know i'm right! #i'm thinking about it

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can you surrender that in which you most desire? // written by billie. indie mapplethorpe landis from crazy fun park.

#winks with both eyes #sp.

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i am way too sleep deprived to deal with this right now lmao

#i am in the trenches #work blogging

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#character study.

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i'm so tired imma start barking at people

#imma go smoke another cigarette lmaoooo #work blogging

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#character study. #omg 😂