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Nick can help me with Deepak Chopra as well but Kelsey hates Indians or whatever anyway so she cannot help me lol did you met well but you didn’t meet him
So my point is fuck you
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OK this is not Deepak Chopra but Deepak Chopra who do you think that guy is like who is he in your mind? Is he a good guy or a bad guy deepak? Do you feel like talking about him? Equanimity oh my God I just want to know who your daddy is deepak why do you always have to lie to me
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Whether or not she and I are friends I think that we both agree on some things at least who knew I didn’t realize that at all what wow but nobody in India wants to help me get over there to do yoga or eat vegetarian food so I need to find those people in Indiana so I can ask them for charity
What kind of cruel karma is this you guys in the old world senses like what I said did this come from that cannibalistic depression of oh I don’t know desperation? So what right is it of Lois is to judge me for not being a full on vegetarian she thought that all people in India were vegetarian some people need meat and I don’t understand that entirely myself
If it has a soul I don’t believe it should be consumed at all briars is so good you guys he’s a really good boy a soul my grandfather always says I like that one I’m like yeah grandpa me too
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Okay so you don’t cross the line with Indian people in Indian men I guess because you’re afraid but you’re not afraid of a woman because if she has been traffic I’m going to be stupid then I got it for real cheap $2.95 India
It’s not Ashwin but I think he’s scared I can’t prove it I mean I think a lot of us are scared though really aren’t we America has no decent food racism Hass to be addressed schisms have to be addressed insulting all of each other Hass to be addressed Corey and the roster wearing shit sucks have to be addressed oh thank you guys I appreciate that you I will I hope they didn’t spit in my food you guys well so India you guys out know how to handle right right how do you deal with it when you don’t because you have so many people that’s a very insulting thing that’s a very insulting thing it’s more insulting almost then people in sleepy hollow wanted me to die in an oven
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He says no way I needed that I’m like well bitch it’s Tropic thunder fuck you Nick thank you guys this is way better even my sister agreed it was a piece of shit
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Racism is kind of like being a vegetarian sometimes trust me I’m going to be very revolted by the food later but right now I’m eating it in circumstances of poverty and it’s what I’ve always known that was OK in America people eat meat all the time
I’m sorry did you just say that Americans eat Indian people like cannibalism they do that in India as well but those aren’t just any people that those people are eating very specific kind of thing and these people have extremely strong boundaries so that when they eat those people they don’t take on all that filth kind of like eating Stephanie Bryant or Janet bro or Nick
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Well I declared war on India but I didn’t declare the kind of war that Vladimir Putin would Vladimir Putin is a very very stupid man and actually can I go ahead and put a head out on his life since he won’t hear me out and I want the same probably for Deepak Chopra no I mean I’ll pay you guys well certainly but who wants to do it because there’s no reason why these leaders cannot be taken out effectively it’s just you pull the trigger them but you have to have the right person to also take over because everybody can’t let this place be Africa Africa cannot afford to be Africa
And I also wouldn’t remind you guys to pray for our brothers and sisters in South Africa because the world is a very scary place right now for a lot of us
Windows everywhere or like Rebecca you’re crazy no I said Linda
#ZA AZ easy they said#Disagree#South Africa#Human trafficking#Ashwin Sood#Mateo from giant eagle#Dang Mateo
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Spain how do you guys feel today? Portugal are you guys hanging in there? I hope that Enrique glaziers feels like a piece of shit
Food everybody on the planet needs it why are there black baby starving to death and Africa they’re super starting it’s not just a joke it’s it’s not a funny sport I don’t understand why anybody in the NFL I don’t understand why those racist ass white clients who run those other clients are they do you get them off David
I’ll bet so
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So now I have to contact Doordash after my food is delivered and tell them that I still need a fucking refund but at least this time it won’t matter which order I’m actually specifically talking about because it all kind of ends up the same if they give me a refund it’s just that if you tell me who to donate $2.95 to in India or any other place in the world I will do that how come oh wait it’s one of those things it’s where like they’re like no you’re gonna fucking die because you’re a lower class star from an under class situation guys are fucking crazy and you’re eating all the food from the goddamn bad guys
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You got a lookout for your your sacral chakra dudes Danny boy and Deepak Chopra both will turn your stomach if you’re not careful
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Class abuses bullshit you guys I don’t know if I could give my sister a Spanish princess gallon you know that I would I didn’t say a gallon I said a gown a princess gown
Unfortunately though I will be honest I probably give her a couple of gallons of Spanish blood but that’s not how that works I’m trying to figure out a little bit on how we handle this because I need your guises help yeah
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We know to be cheap because I need to figure out you guys need to talk to me and tell me how I can net work with these kids and people overseas because of 295 is what you’re gonna give me as a refund I think you might be stuck in the old world and everybody makes fun of me for being stuck in the old world you know what they do
Well over there people don’t need as much money to live problem is there’s a whole lot of corruption and the people who have a lot of money have a lot of money and some of those people are pigs and then we have to look at the class abuse cast abuse situation that’s see a STE by the way
We saw those sexually transmitted infections flying and knew that pigs were only dressed in linens they never earned we knew it of course and that is basically white India is a shit hole today
But wait there’s Canada they won’t stop chasing us they really won’t who are we I don’t know but I was like I’m with that guy he’s like no you’re not like well you know yeah I am he’s like no you’re really not like well I mean you know are you Deepak Chopra know then shut up
It’s like Spanish or Portuguese or something yeah but I didn’t actually had a minute these people are just absolutely the most diabolical story savers
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Well here’s an interesting thing though that I realized is that I don’t know everything about African-Americans and when they hate me because I did that thing where I’m trying to understand another persons perspective freshly and then I realized I feel kind of stupid and I need to learn how to read people better so that I’m able to be a better person to you so that I don’t feel like an asshole later like I have to apologize like oh my fucking God did I treat you like less than a human that I treat you like a savage you know what if I ever did then I so apologize well you know I don’t have to steal apologize if I am not gonna do it again it’ll be all right problem as some of my behavior I’m not I’m not getting everything fixed because I’m being thrown a lot of chaos
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I have more faith in him than I do Deepak Chopra but he doesn’t have that much faith in himself or he had too much faith in himself I would ask Ashwin Sood but he’s in a little bit of a pickle Ashwin are you robbing Graves these days
Yeah something like that well what a mess I think the manager might make sure my foods OK or the manager might be a diabolical fucking dickhead and I don’t know which I think so I don’t know see I always do that and I make a fool out of myself because I think that you know I still believe in the goodness of people but then I remember that they said that I grave robbed Anne Frank very fragile button to push
I still believe that there are plenty of people who would save Anne Frank’s life I’m not the only one so for those of you guys who thought it was OK to see a little girl die of Taifis I hope that you guys carry that stuff for the rest of your lives no I said typhus like you know she said typhus girl yeah low class humor
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OK so I called Taco Bell and I’m sorry I know that there were more graceful ways to handle the situation but I also know that Kelvin starr secretly feels bad for me and I think that maybe other people might as well I’m really really greatly very offended by what Deepak just played on me because you know some of us Matt Matt Mateo excuse me Mateo
Can you and Ashwin Sood please tell me never mind you don’t have to I’ll figure it out I hope that you guys are safe
Right as I called Taco Bell to ask if they could please make sure that I got decent food because of the stupid Indian jerk… Manager carrots giggled and… Probably probably but the manager kinda giggled and said you’re not out we just got a notification that that we have to stay open for I guess it was a technical error or some thing with Doordash…
Well that technical error is a good thing because I don’t have milk that is OK to drink and I would’ve gone to bed without food which would’ve been funny to Stephanie Bryant but she doesn’t really have much of a perspective
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Why should I call him because you said so are you know what I think I should and I will I will call Deepak Chopra but I have to probably I would rather go to the chiropractor before I call Deepak Chopra Deepak Chopra doesn’t want me to have a good life he’ll have to take care of that in his afterlife find peace somehow deepak because you won’t have it for very long
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