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happy 6 year anniversary

#queue #shut up ashlyn

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#ME AS HELL #shut up ashlyn

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Anyone else piss their mom off without even trying lol

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Gay culture is being just a little bit in love with all your friends

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i hate the word discourse because it can mean “calling another user out on transphobia” or “two komaedas are fighting”

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anyway.mp4

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Anxiety is like perpetually hearing the boss/enemy music but never seeing the threat.

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(via wet tiger whack | the young tigresses play, Philadelphia Zoo by moocatmoocat | Flickr)

#tiger tag

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*roller blades in* what’s up fellas joking about killing people over shipping is super gross

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disney now owns this joke

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the boomer dream: i want to be a millionaire when i grow up!

the millennial dream: i want to be able to afford a house when i grow up

the gen z dream: i hope i die before i graduate high school

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Shoutout to all the 1997-2001 kids who are somehow hybrids of millennials and gen z. We are the Ultimate Generation of 90’s nostalgia and new age internet depression.

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dog: BARK

me (with the same tone and volume): WHAT

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Pantone’s color of the year is literally just Waluigi purple

Designers everywhere are gonna be painting walls and creating logos in this color and I’ll have to not think of Waluigi every time i see them. Which is of course impossible.

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Hey I’m molbo

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Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

#i straight up sang the jingle in my head without even finishing the first word #i instantly when to the song #shut up ashlyn