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no more sex. we ran out of sex

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re: that last post, ive said it before and ill say it again: no one deserves to die (deserving is fake and death is bad) but some people need to be stopped and choose to make death the only way to stop them

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mosquitoes should not be happening at the same time as breaking through the ice on a lake it’s unnatural

#shush emma

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so many of you have never been 26 or 27. well one day you will. this is not a threat this is a promise. or maybe both. it will be fine, is what i’m saying. and then comes 28

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#i think like four or five but they’re different kinds of pants yk #and then seventeen thousand pairs of leggings #but like three pairs of quote unquote gold leggings and then a bunch of random ones i only wear around the house #wow. good leggings* #i do not wear gold leggings

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"youve already written that trope" yesss. i like it a lots. i will be writing it again. 1000 stories of the same trope over and over again for ten million years

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I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

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hi i hope it is ok that maybe i can posnibly have one (1) piece of carote because. i am so polite :)

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What was the most exciting thing that happened to you this week?

exciting (affectionate): won an award at work for ~living company values~ which is very funny because i am absolutely not ~passionate~ about this company but it’s cash money

exciting (derogatory): i am currently lowkey stranded at a shopping centre in the middle of nowhere because i fucked up and put the wrong gas in the gas lmao

sleepover weekend 💫

#i say lowkey bc someone is gonna pick me up i just have to wait a little it’s fine #also all the places are now open so it’s slightly less liminal spacey now #foreverthemomfriend #ask emma

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me: hell yeah i’m a gay who can drive

also me: about to get towed

#put the wrong kind of gas in 🫡 #in my defence it’s the first time i’m driving this car #not in my defence there is a sticker and i just didn’t see it #shush emma

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OLIVER STARK as EVAN BUCKLEY 9-1-1 — 4.08 • Breaking Point

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Any 911 headcanons? (for sleepover weekend)

bruh this is such a broad question asking me this is like the equivalent of setting a kid free in the largest candy store in the world and saying hey do you want anything btw

but uh. hm. i like everyone else struggle with hard to separate headcanons from canon disease but some that i am particularly attached to are

aspec eddie diaz

buck and eddie pull a bathena and get courthouse married on a whim

then a couple of weeks later invite their closest friends for a backyard barbecue except surprise! it’s kind of also their wedding

does it count as a headcanon if it’s future actually? man who knows

also the buckley parent peace is fragile and it will be fucked up again at some point bc i don’t think they’ve understood or reckoned with their mistakes at all and maybe this time buck and maddie will realise actually they don’t have to do this

sleepover weekend 💫

#also lmao this reminds me of when i used to run a [redacted wizard books] fan page on facebook #back when i did fandom on facebook which is a wild concept #and we’d do things like ‘for every like this post gets i’ll post one headcanon’ #what a time #ask emma

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sleepover weekend!

it’s that time, guys (ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

fmk, would you rathers, or have you evers!

ask me anything about a fandom, character, or ship (unpopular opinions!)

ask me about my headcanons! (be specific!)

make me choose?? (between anything!)

tell me about your crushes (tumblr + real life!)

rec me stuff! (films, books, shows, clothing shops, anything!)

ask me for recs! (^^^)

vent to me! tell me about your day, what are you looking forward to??

what you’re thinking about/doing right now!

talk to me about anything!

#to the surprise of absolutely no one i am awake far too early again #talk to me 👀

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♡ 911 rewatch ♡

→ 2.09: 'Hen Begins' You are the future of the LAFD.

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