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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

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actually feeling extremely melancholy about radio silence now

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The Gaang take another vacation at the library

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Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. 

"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.

The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."

"Do you own a weedeater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!"

The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, "Amazin!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"

The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.

"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.

"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.

"No," his friend replied.

"Gay."

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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

#genuinely laughing

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atla modern au where suki & zuko are life guards for the summer and sokka just keeps drowning

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For reference mine was I was so mad at the canon ending for my favourite character in an otome game that I wrote fanfic to fix it

#idk if it counts as putting Blorbo in Situations #I wrote my fic because I wanted my character to have a chill time #I wanted to talk about that moment you realize you're fucked because you like someone #And also coming to terms with bisexuality #I think I wanted to talk about bisexuality because I was feeling very bi at that moment #Anyway read my wesper fic Unusual you on ao3 #ao3

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She was not a lynx or a spider or even the Wraith. She was Inej Ghafa, and her future was waiting above. Climb, Inej. (for the @litjoycrate Six of Crows box set)

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the fandom when 'the last shadowhunter' comes out:

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hello again zukka nation

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Ronan Lynch.

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No but why is reading fanfiction way easier than starting a new book

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Matthias: really, there’s no conversation between you and Jesper that’s not bickering

Wylan: that’s just our thing, how we work, it’s the usual

Matthias: but would it will you try,just TRY, to not respond his obvious provocations with snapping? Like,actually try to be cute?

Wylan : hmmm

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Jesper: hey mercher, let me carry you your satchel, wouldn’t want you to hurt your perfectly perfect polished nails

Wylan: why don’t you polish your….?

Wylan: ahem,thanks Jesper, it’s lovely you care so much about me

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Matthias enters the room where Nina and Inej are hugging a crying Jesper

Matthias: huh…what’s wrong?

Kaz: I can’t watch this

Kaz leaves the room

Inej: Jesper tried to make fun of Wylan

Nina: but instead of biting back he….he…didn’t. And that only means one thing

Jesper crying: Wylan is secretly dying!

Matthias: what? Is that your reasoning? Wylan tries to be normal for once and your conclusion is “he is dying!”?

Jesper cries louder

Matthias: don't you think maybe he wants to be more mature and stop bickering?

Jesper: Oh be serious!

wylan enters the room

Wylan: why was Kaz sweating from his eyes?

Wylan: oh, Jesper. I will use the sweater that says "math dork" that you made me

Jesper hugs Wylan while Inej and Nina weep

Nina: he is trying to put a strong front

Inej: such a valiant soul

Matthias facepalms

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that feel when you stop trying to please your father, accept who you really are (gay), and then are immediately confronted with the fact that the friend of the 12 yr old youve were stalking for an entire year is actually an extremely cute boy

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my favourite genre of coming out scene is the “i have to tell you something because you’re too dumb to realise this and i’m getting tired of this shit: you’re gay” ones. nina and maggie really sat down with crowley and went “dads… you’re gay and in love” and i think that’s beautiful. other one i have in mind is in aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe when ari’s parents sit him down and are like “son, you’re gay. you’re in love with dante” and he’s like “??? no im not” and they’re like “you literally are” and he’s like “ah shit”. truly remarkable.