clownholy

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a lot of older norms for internet and site etiquette are shit but you know what was good that we need to bring back? lurking. you need to lurk moar

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me in the pussy if im being fully honest

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thanks dude but i think i got this covered

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i can’t believe the fuckers in washington want to deprive me if this

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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

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Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

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Shoutout to the toxic yuri going on in House where a patient let her girlfriend give her part of her liver despite the fact that she was planning to leave her because "she got bored of her," and the girlfriend knew the patient was planning to leave her but gave her the liver anyway so that she'd be trapped in the relationship out of guilt

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nobodys paying attention to me so im going to microwave forks and knives

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women are always saying this about me

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i assume you are kind of a loser

Well man this is tumblr

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They’re telling me to do work at my job. Can the west fall a little bit faster please

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“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made

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We love casting spells

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vinny is an ipad baby but for like cups