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“I was lucky in that I had a pretty phenomenal partner in this. I was really lucky to work with her. Incredibly kind, incredibly patient. Which you have to be with the joker in the room.” ‒ Jared Leto

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“I don’t love him,” she says to herself. And she tries to believe it. She really, really does.

H.L. // excerpt from a book I’ll never write #4 // ugly lies hide the uglier truth (via haydenromerowrites)

#*&. Tell The Psychiatrist Something Is Wrong ( musings. ) #have you e ver read something so HARLEY

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friendly reminder

u can always turn my answered memes into threads

u can always send me memes no matter the genre

u can always write to me ooc

u can always start another thread with me even if we have a thousand already

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“My heart scares you, and a gun doesn’t?”

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Margot Robbie for Vanity Fair

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“All your mannerisms change easily, when you have inch-long acrylic nails”

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 Starter Call.

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                       It’s far too dark out. Streetlights and lit store windows being the only source of light. The sound of something moving footsteps behind her that alerts her that she’s not alone. Though in Gotham one hardly is. Harley stops moving, listening in case the sound continues or more worriedly if it stops with her. She turns carefully, not wanting to accuse anyone of following her, in case the stranger is INNOCENT. Hazel eyes flicker across the stranger’s features and she is silent for a long moment, trying to decide if she’s seen him somewhere before. “Excuse me... Do I know you?” 

@ofeterniiity  >> ♥’d.

#ofeterniiity #//I didn't know what to do so... #//tada #v. -- tbd.

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txssxract:

     “But it WAS an accident; I wouldn’t just - hurt a number of people & destroy blocks because I was BORED.” She wants to PROVE it, wants to show that it wasn’t something she would have ever meant to do, though being panicked when officers had came to arrest her, guns risen perhaps wouldn’t quite be an aid to her case. “ My energy shifts with different realms, tries to ADAPT - it just, went out of control.”

                     “You destroyed TEN BLOCKS of the city, hundreds of people were killed. It doesn’t matter if you did or didn’t MEAN to.” Oh she knows how this world works. How it’s all about opinions, about what people think this woman did, as unfair as it sounds. “There are people here that do that, people who think it’s FUN, and people will believe you thought it was. They think you’re dangerous.” So they sent you here. 

#txssxract #v. -- tbd.

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 Starter Call.

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                                she’s a real WILD CARD. 

#( sp. ) #dc rp #ind rp #harley quinn rp

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txssxract:

▒╳ ; @clowndoctor

     “I’m not crazy, really…it was just a MISTAKE. “

Yet she’s still tugging forward on the cuffs linking her to the table, a simple piece of metal that could either be BROKEN from restraining her, or quite literally melt away from her wrist to gain freedom. It’s something the Gotham workers seem to ignore when considering how POWERFUL the girl was before them; she could break out at any second, yet she doesn’t.

                   She isn’t exactly used to the idea of her patient being cuffed to the table. Usually they’re left to move freely ( though their hands are almost always cuffed. ) She can’t stop herself, every time she moved her eyes flickered to the metal attached to the table. The doctor watches the other woman, curiosity shining clear in her eyes. A MISTAKE? Harley has to stop herself from reaching for the girl’s file to reread it. To make sure she’s looking at the right person.  “You have to understand that they won’t believe that.” She states carefully, adjusting her glasses. “Something like THIS doesn’t happen on ACCIDENT.” 

#txssxract #//thank you for this #v. -- tbd.

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Replies will probably come Monday.

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ahs: murder house sentence starters

❜  the light is different out here. it’s softer.  ❜

❜  so we’re the addams family now.  ❜

❜  that girl is a monster.  ❜

❜  jesus h. christ.  ❜

❜  can i ask you a personal question?  ❜

❜  don’t make me kill you again.  ❜

❜  is there anything more wonderful than the promise of a new child… or more heartbreaking when that promise is broken?  ❜

❜  i’m trying very hard not to judge you.  ❜

❜  but i was never unfaithful.  ❜

❜  i’m not usually much of a cupcake girl myself…  ❜

❜  i’d kill to live in this house, regardless of the history!  ❜

❜  i don’t want to be here anymore!  ❜

❜  try to find some dignity in the situation.  ❜

❜  every time I find my heart breaking just a sliver for you, i suddenly remember. you made this mess for yourself.  ❜

❜  i’m not naive to the ways of men.  ❜

❜  you say we were victims of something bad there. i say that’s the place where we survived.  ❜

❜  i am trying here!  ❜

❜  everybody thinks they have style, and everybody thinks they’re funny. most people aren’t.  ❜

❜  i think you should just leave.  ❜

❜  the one thing about the dead is they’ve got nothing left to lose.  ❜

❜  you hear me? i will kill you.  ❜

❜   screw high school. that’s… it’s just a blip in your timeline. don’t get stuck there.  ❜

❜  we need the money.  ❜

❜  i’m finding it really hard to look at your face. cause i really, really, really want to bash it in.  ❜

❜  but i’m not going to be your friend. i will merely tolerate you.  ❜

❜  why are you bullshitting me?!?  ❜

❜  sometimes shit just happens.  ❜ 

❜  the dead can hold a grudge better than most scorpios.  ❜

❜  fags have such a great eye for detail, don’t they?  ❜

❜  i’m going to have a little glass of this chardonnay.  ❜

❜  as you can see, this room belongs to a sad, depressed teenager.  ❜

❜  why are you being such an asshole?  ❜

❜  this turns you on. i know it does.  ❜

❜  depressing sex is even more depressing when you try so hard.  ❜

❜  did it hurt? the first time usually does.  ❜

❜  they’re just trying to scare you.  ❜

❜  i’m open to suggestions.  ❜

❜  i think i have mommy issues. you know a good therapist?  ❜

❜  you’re kidding me. i thought you said you hated her.  ❜

❜  i have long stopped asking why the mad do mad things.  ❜

❜  as big as this place is, it does get very lonely.  ❜

❜  watch it, you goddamned queen!  ❜

❜  what are you gonna do? murder me?  ❜

❜  we’ll make excellent parents.  ❜

❜  seriously, though, are you ready for all this? i mean, you never struck me as the diapers and midnight feedings type.  ❜

❜  he’s the most beautiful baby i’ve ever seen.  ❜

❜  from blood and pain come perfection.  ❜

❜  my mom is dead.  ❜

❜  why would i do that?  ❜

❜  i used to think you were like me.  ❜

❜  you are the darkness.  ❜

❜  you are the only light i’ve ever known.  ❜

❜  you have to pay for what you did! all the pain you’ve caused, all the sorrows.  ❜ 

❜  i can’t be with you, i won’t be with you.  ❜

❜  go away!  ❜

❜  are you sure you want to be alone? they say this house is haunted.  ❜

❜  you’re kind of twisted, aren’t you?  ❜

❜  you’re charismatic and compelling and a pathological liar.  ❜

❜  ever since I was a little girl, I knew I was destined for great things.  ❜

❜  but… my dreams became nightmares.  ❜ 

#( meme. )

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there is no exquisite beauty without some strangeness in the proportions

-edgar allan poe

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Please reblog/like this post if you’re more than fine doing dark/mature threads so that it’ll be easier for the others to interact with you ! This means you’re open to do threads like torture, abuse, drugs, smut, blood and many more.

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Suicide Squad | Behind The Scenes + Margot Robbie (Ace Chemicals)