clownboybeebop

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so you dated the wrong person and learned a hard lesson. you chose the wrong major and had to start over again. you cherished a friend who backstabbed you. it sucks, but it’s also going to work out. that’s life; you learn, hurt, love, cry, laugh, and keep going. you experience setbacks and you grow and it’s all okay.

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Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

#double for cybertrucks

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Sorry for being mentally ill, the sex will be bad too btw

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three FOUR anarchy accounts, that all post nothing but antifa memes, followed me in less than 24 hours. And like, idc, but nothing has ever given me stronger "waving to the FBI agent surveilling me" vibes. four antifa-bot accounts? you want me so bad it's embarrassing.

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fuck i hate that i have to say it but theatre kids have it like 80% figured out. go do whatever 'stupid' 'embarrassing' 'cringe' thing you wanna do. worst case scenario you biff it and maybe it gets brought up at parties for a while. best case you end up living your most authentic life

#🫡

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shy at the school dance

#jacob is holding friends with his boyfriend from college and coming out to his father #and he’s never been able to get a read on if his dad is homophobic or doesn’t think the summer fling HE had in college counts as fruity

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jam filled freak

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Peacocks are hilarious, really. They really are just like

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me and the five other people that didn’t see the northern lights are throwing a party and you’re not invited btw

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the two genders are yes or no

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Moment of silence for all the heat sensitive disabled ppl as the world actively tries to kill us this summer

#goodbye semi decent circulation

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Can't stop reading this in his voice

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Some gay men really put 0 hours of work into unlearning their hatred of women’s bodies and anatomy it’s embarrassing. Like i’m super fucking sorry that you’ve got a pussy ick thing going on but i got over it after like one conversation with a friend and you’re 29 years old publicizing your pussy ick on twitter dot com dot gov posting about how super fucking hard it is that trans men are also in gay bars and that’s Not Valid because ewwww they have vacheena which is the opposite of gay eeewwwwwww! And you have to let everybody know that you’re gay not because you like men but because you hate pussy so much it makes you transphobic. Like how can you even continue to serve cunt in such a state