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Okay real talk for a moment, can we stop harassing celebrities/internet stars? These are really stupid imo, and we can instead harass CEOs. Yeah X celebrity uses a private jet but maybe go after a fucking oil CEO??? Y celebrity said something problematic? Put your energy into going after the talking head or politician that made those points? Celebrities can be criticized, don't get me wrong. But maybe the social cost should be more correlated with the bad things you do, not the name recognition.

Go after campaign managers of fascists, go after oil ceos, go after people cause the degradation of an industry. There *should* be a social cost for these people, especially powerful people who are actively harming others. And not just a mean comment, but dredging up improper behavior, ways that they harm us, and other stuff like that. Make it where their name inescapable to harm they have committed for profit. Idk if anyone has ways to elaborate on this let me know

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personal injury lawyer billboards are all like INJURED?

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to this day this is still the most accurate third party interpretation of bugs bunny

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Oh god white baby what are you doing with that ukelele

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theyrye putting chemicals in your food that make you moan like a girl btw

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If they wrote a Christmas Carol today Tiny Tim would have blue hair and be named Tiny They/Them and always be on the damn ipad

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guy invites me over thinking were gonna fuck but i just instantly get attached to this cute staple remover on his desk and im like giggleing and paying attention to it and hes high key getting jealous over this staple remover and he starts like casually picking staples out of things with his fingers hoping i notice and hes like, oh this haha i just do it for fun yea i havent used that staple remover in years but he gets cut off cus he notices im not even paying attention cus im like pricking my finger on the thing now and sucking the blood off cutely and blushing and shit

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penis dashboard

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the mutuals would love that

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what’s happening with santa

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love to follow veterinarian practices on facebook because every one in a while they’ll post a picture of something so bizarrely funny. this axolotl getting an x-ray just took me out

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The Ithaca Journal, New York, August 14, 1957

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hey. don’t cry. pit bulls in jackets, okay?