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Hey idk if anyone gives a shit but like. In Ratatouille, the Disney movie, Ego says if he doesn't love food, he doesn't swallow. In the clip at the beginning on the TV, where he's eating at Gusteau's, he takes the bite and then swallow the food, so either a) the not swallowing was an exaggeration, or b) he fucking LIED in his review because he DISAGREES with the motto, so he said the food was shit JUST TO KNOCK OFF A STAR when in reality he liked the food
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id say im like the worlds biggest hater of shipping. but im not i literally like shipping. im the hannibal lecter of shipping. if you bring me cheap wine im going to fold my hands quietly and then killing you and putting you in my stew. youre going to my mind dungeon
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my advice to any kids in school who pride themselves on their grades is to make sure you have other things that you are proud of too, cause one day you're not gonna have grades anymore.
explore finding things you like and realize all the things you do have worth in their own way.
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cant get more fascist police state than snipers on rooftops overlooking peaceful protests.
this is what democracy looks like.
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There are 7000 aid trucks waiting at the Egyptian border
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A PALESTINIAN CITIZEN AND HIS DOG FROM GAZA RAISES THE VICTORY SIGN FROM INSIDE HIS DESTROYED HOME. X
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little chef
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Love, Death & Bunnies
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in general I think this website has a serious problem about wanting to feel smugly superior about Literally Everything without spending even five seconds thinking about it first
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the real problem with necromancy is all of these necromancers are pursuing immortality instead of dying so all the good necromancer names are taken for like centuries at a time. the other day i met a guy who called himself skull james
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( I thought I told you - bass drum of death ) this song ate my brain🫡) I love oorraanggeee
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snipis and his little weird bugy guys🪲
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clown-hour · 4 hours
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Who was the man who first salted the slug
What was he thinking to try
Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures
Hoping for one which would die
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Been thinking about my old fakemons and what good good pubbies they are.
Cerbernard's barrel is full of aged berry juice that works as a Full Heal for lost and injured mountaineers. Berrel's barrel is full of Berrel.
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