leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this
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was writing something turbo self indulgent that exists on like three different levels of au/crossover between my partner and i so only they will read it (like the other indulgent thing i wrote for them) and then i fell asleep on the couch and now im procrastinating getting up and going to actual bed. also i think i am like inches away from starting my period. woe!
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that scene where a sexy lady at a fancy party pulls out a cigarette and a bunch of men swarm to light it but it’s me at the lesbian biker bar and i need something with a sharp edge so i can shotgun my rolling rock and a half dozen beautiful dukes surround me to offer their six inch stone handle folding knives
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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs
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