closetmentalpatient

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goat fight. non-negotiable.

[closetmentalpatient]

A lesbian couple were smoking weed together.

One was a high femme, the other was a stoned butch.

[closetmentalpatient]

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST 1991 | Gary Trousdale, Kirk Wise

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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

[closetmentalpatient]

do you have an ambiguous homoerotic long distance friendship that you can’t tell whether is actually platonic or not or are you straight 🤔

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Orange cat and orange sky

[closetmentalpatient]

here, have some bi-ace solidarity

[closetmentalpatient]

Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people

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why was taz balance so good. it didnt have to be it was literally a comedy dnd podcast between 3 brothers and their dad. the trios nickname was the boner squad. why did i cry three times during the finale that griffin specifically chose to be episode 69. one of them took their date out to a pottery and wine combo establishment called “the chug and squeeze” which, after later episodes, was scenes that contained shit thatd were so plot-twisty i stared at my wall for a good minute thinking about it. a character that was named garfield and was never given a physical description - which resulted in everyone just picturing the cat - had a clone of one of them stored away in the back room for reasons that were never given. griffin ended this series purposely on episode 69

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being nonbinary and a fan of non-human creatures isn’t easy. like i’m constantly struggling with the fact that i’m both like “i wish there was more enby representation in humans” and “i’m the same gender as mewtwo and that fucking rips”

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why do people love rubbing buzz cuts so much

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girl help they are making me do my job at work

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I found the greatest reaction set:

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Warrior cats power of three ending

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yes yesy yes yes yes yes hell yes ys yes yes

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Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.