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COME VISIT THE PUBLIC MUSEUM OF CLATFARTBURG
Check out incredible exhibits like:
The original recipe for Clatfartburg Chowder
The 'Old Fountain' from 'The Great Old Stick" (which was once Clatfartburg tallest building before being burned down in an allegedly sausage based tragedy)
An original army uniform used during the Beef and Dairy wars of the late 19th Century
Ms. Blanche's Famous Blonde Otters - both taxidermy and real
The Clatfartburg Postal Experience - Experience what it was like to deliver mail in the early 20th century, weather conditions and all!
The notorious match-based artwork of Dela Noire
Walk through our replica Crispy and see what fishes are like on the inside. Includes mist!
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Need Genevieve and Eileen to get Groundhog’s Dayed at Crispy-fest
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EVENTS FROM THIS YEAR'S CLATFARTBURG CRISPY-FEST:
Children Got Lost in an Underground Pipe Maze, Illegally Installed by the Local Plumbing Company
Nancy Pankins, of Pankins Napkins, Squeezed Out Many Ketchup Bottles from Le Marque Rouge, the Artisanal Ketchup Store
Out of Town Food Trucks Came Thinking it Was a Fried Food Fest and Broke the No-Fish Rule
DIY Taxidermy and Plaqueing of Ethically Deceased Animals
The News Station Tried to Release the Giant Crispy from a Helicopter, but he was immediately chopped up by the blades, descending into chaos.
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