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my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

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they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

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"Love is what separates us from the animals" no. Bears also fuck and seagulls love their babies. What separates us from the animals is our physical need for, and mental capacity to produce toilet paper.

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i have never drawn him, but for the record i imagine mumbo with extending limbs. his arms and legs are robotic and can extend several feet. he wins every height competition. and he can grab things from a table across the room, or dust the ceiling, or reach really hard to get places. he also uses it to joke with people. he can tap them from far and real his arm back like a tape measure.

and when someone asks how or why it’s always a different answer. he told scar once that he was born that way, and scar didn’t doubt him for a second.

Mumbo with an extending robotic arm that doubles as a tape measure is so fun 😭 Those used to scare me as a kid, they snap back in too quickly !! I’m still a bit nervous using them, they’re going to hit my finger !

Scar would absolutely believe Mumbo and only say something like ‘your poor mother !’ probably question where the genes came from.

grian would be both annoyed AND annoying abt it. Grabbing Mumbos hand and flying off, see how far it can stretch before Mumbo tugs. Annoyed when Mumbo stretched even taller, holding things out of reach

Extending legs seem difficult, Mumbo already seems like a clumsy guy skdndk

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

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I feel like people really underestimate the impact that your mode of transportation has on how you see and think about and interact with your city. Like, driving makes your city feel like a few islands, pockets of space where you regularly go and new ones you discover only when brought there for a purpose, but all amidst an ocean of just, filler. Taking public transit makes your city feel like a network of corridoors, a glowing grid along which you may discover new things, but whose alternate winding paths you only take when given to by circumstance. Cycling makes your city feel more human in its scale, and while you can only go so far, the spaces through which you travel are far more often built for people, not machines, and that difference is tangible, while your freedom of movement gives you more opportunities for exploration. Walking can only take you so far, but you see everything meant for you along those places, and every street feels like it carries potential, with no barriers to stopping and partaking of whatever piques your interest. I think, among these, driving is the one that by far most isolates you from the place you live, while the others are, in decreasing order, most utilitarian, and in increasing order, most personally connective to your shared space.

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Normal work emergencies: “They need me to come in and fix a system that broke down.”

Dropout work emergencies: “They need me to come in and throw pasta at comedians.”

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this is a way better model... you'll still get transphobic & intersexist drs of course but i prefer this to male / female or even having separate questions for gender & sex.

[we can't see the full form, but i'd suggest having a "something else" option and dominant hormone question too.]

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hey white leftists