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RED (2012)

#I wish I were around more in the original red era… these pics are stunning

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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

#this made me laugh really hard

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OLIVIA RODRIGO Guts World Tour, Palm Springs (Feb 23, 2024)

#im obsessed with her hair #there’s so much about this tour that I love just from the first day #but for now all I can formulate words for is. HAIR

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the creators struggle of "yes I absolutely made this for myself and I should absolutely appreciate that I made this thing that turned out amazing and be proud of it on that merit alone" vs "man it'd be cool if everyone liked this thing I made as much as I do"

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#vegetarian and sun allergy! #I think. self-diagnosed based on a few separate scenarios

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note to self: do NOT double the chocolate chip cookie recipe. the mixer can’t handle it. I can’t handle it. my knees hurt. I’ve been rotating cookie sheets since I was born and I will be rotating cookie sheets until I die

#ok but why is the cookie pic a screensaver. that’s some Pinterest shit #this made me laugh

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OK new game. Use this website to see how common your first name is, and then put that number in the tags. 

#2633946 #prevalent in Brazil!!

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STOP THINKING THERE IS A DEADLINE. THERE IS NO DEADLINE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TAKE YOUR TIME.

#cue me who has not had a deadline on anything in 3 years and being stressed every waking day of my life over arbitrary deadlines #who a week from today is entering a situation where I will have real concrete deadlines to stress about #ah boy I’m Scared

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#Uber driver and bartender #not my dream job but seeing how fast J Law made money??? I’m not mad

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He’s been freed

#is this audio fucking careless whisper x cbat #.. what has my dashboard come to

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quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

#meh. I drink it when I feel I need it (ie sore throat or need a pick me up or trying to go to sleep) #but all in all not my fave

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QUICK. RB THIS WITH THE FIRST SONG LYRIC THAT COMES TO YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU SEE THIS POST. THAT IS AN ORDER

#and I’ve been meaning to tell you I think your house is haunted // your dad is always mad and that must be why #from seven by Taylor swift

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in honour of evermore’s third anniversary, put your top three tracks in the tags

#RWYLM #tis the damn season #there are so many good ones that I can’t pick a third but maybe gold rush? #honorable mentions are willow NBNC champagne problems tolerate it it’s time to go honestly the whole album #can you tell what my favorite album is? #ts 💞👑

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I love when a child sees a classic piece of art or music and is like “oh from [children’s media]!” because that’s their only frame of reference

#this is me whenever I call Billy Crystal Mike Wazowski #I’m so sorry billy I know you have and will do such great things in your life but you will always be Mike wazowski to me

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snoopy of the day

#:’))) <3 #<< I really gotta make a new boyfriend tag

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#somehow none of the vault made it into my wrapped???? which I’m shocked about honestly bc I listened to SNTV So Much #my highest SNTV song was back to December (another surprise for me) at 76

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spotify wrapped polls -> follow up to how many times did you listen to your top song for the big listener gang

#bro huh I listened to my top song 44 times #… are y’all okay