citizensofdetroitpov

[citizensofdetroitpov]

Our Earth memes are spreading like an invasive species I’m so happy right now

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#transformers #maccadam #transformers animated #outsider pov #civilian pov #submitted by anonymous

[citizensofdetroitpov]

Y'all know how the djd tracks down and kills Decepticon traitors from a list given to them by Megatron? Well I just saw a post from a Decepticon defector saying:

'Tarn, I know I'm on your list now because of my defection to the Autobots. But, for when you come for my aft, because with the way how things are going it looks like the war might start back so you're allowed to hunt again, please do not give me an impromptu literature lesson as I am talked to death by your voice™, as one last favor as one of friends from before the war back when we attended the academy together and for a little while after when we had unofficially joined the police force. I do not need to be having flashbacks to the suffering we endured in the actual literature class. "

Perfect grammar and everything and homeboy Tarn replies with:

"Firestarter!?"

Like mans didn't even know she defected until she brought it up. Then he follows that up with:

"Just because you asked, when we do make our way down to you, even though I hate everything about my pre war self, I will paint myself in my old colours, find a way to change my optic colour back to blue, and even have my old servos on my person to inflict maximum psychological damage. I will even not transform at all during our future encounter. "

Then one of the man's teammates, the one with two empty pits where his eyes should be response to this tread with:

"Old hands!?" and "why would you not transform for a whole encounter? That seems impossible for you to do".

Then op responses to that with this fucking image:

#transformers #maccadam #transformers animated #outsider pov #civilian pov #decepticon justice division #djd #tf tarn #tf kaon #Tf oc #Tf damus

[citizensofdetroitpov]

After finding about Rosanna all I can think about is how cool a collab between her and Nyango Star would be

#transformers #maccadam #transformers animated #outsider pov #civilian pov #tfa rosanna #Nyango star

[citizensofdetroitpov]

Okay okay okay so I looked them up and turns out the DJD are kinda a big deal? They’re a group of hit men that torture Decepticon defectors according to some List™️ given by Megatron at worst and just murder turncoats if they happen upon them at best. Which given what I know about the Autobot Commonwealth, fair.

They’ve also got a professional hotline you can call to report anything but I ended up on a 3 hour call with them because they haven’t been “hunting” due to some technical orders or something cause they gotta lay low. They’ve been pretty bored and it’s kinda sad ngl.

ALSO ONE OF THEM AS A DOG AND IT LOOKS KINDA HIDEOUS BUT ALSO FLUFFY AT THE SAME TIME AND ITS HELPS WITH MURDERING PEOPLE AND I JUST 💞💞💞💖💞💖💞💞💖💖💖💖 HUUUUURGH I WANT TO GIVE ALL THE HEAD PATS HE’S THE GOOD-EST BOY EVER‼️‼️‼️

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#transformers #maccadam #transformers animated #outsider pov #civilian pov #submitted by anonymous #decepticon justice division #the djd #The pet #Djd pet

[citizensofdetroitpov]

Heya It's Bumblebee here, of the Detroit Autobot team, using some random civilian's phone to type this.

To everyone horny posting about the djd on main. God speed to you all. If u were Autobots high command would have had all of u tried for treason.

#transformers #maccadam #transformers animated #outsider pov #civilian pov #tfa bumblebee

[citizensofdetroitpov]

Since I saw someone else mention the dating site I am here to share my cursed experience on that site. I once matched with a con who had a furnace in his stomach area and I swear I have never been more horny in life than i was when I was talking to that con. The amount of dirty texts we be sending each other is unreal.

#transformers #maccadam #transformers animated #outsider pov #civilian pov #Tf helex #transformers helex #tw suggestive

[citizensofdetroitpov]

So Autobot and Decepticon social media isn't the only thing people with Sumdac phones have access to, but also dating sites. I got matched with a con wearing a Decepticon insignia shaped mask. Immediate unmatch.

#transformers #maccadam #transformers animated #outsider pov #civilian pov #tf tarn

[citizensofdetroitpov]

I think I astral projected into another dimension in my sleep where I had pink in my hair, friends with two boys i don't even know and friends with the autobots. Dream me/astral projection me was dying in a cave due to lack of oxygen while the big green Autobot tried to keep the cave from collapsing.

#transformers #maccadam #transformers animated #outsider pov #civilian pov #miko nakadai #tfp #bulkhead

[citizensofdetroitpov]

I really need to stop falling asleep out in public in random spaces. This what my third time falling asleep somewhere and waking up to the Autobots in the middle of something. Only this time they noticed me because i woke up screaming 'Coronavirse!'.

#transformers #maccadam #transformers animated #outsider pov #civilian pov

[citizensofdetroitpov]

Y'ALL THERE ARE TWO TWIN(???) AUTOBOTS OUTSIDE OF THE GAMESTOP I WORK AT ASKING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES RIGHT NOW!!!!!! they're also Russian for some reason????? Most of my family is from Russia so I also speak Russian and these twins make me want to start speaking in Russian to see if they would understand it. Also the orange one is trying to buy Animal Crossing while his brother(??) is trying to buy Doom. So they even own a Switch???

#transformers #maccadam #transformers animated #outsider pov #civilian pov #tfa jettwins #tfa jetstorm #tfa jetfire

[citizensofdetroitpov]

So me and a bunch of other teenage hooligans are sitting around Bumblebee who we grew quite close to after pranking him a number of times swapping school stories. So we got on the topic of how one of my friends' uncle is a paranormal investigator, after explaining what that was to him we come to find out that before he signed up for Autobot bootcamp, so at the time of this happening he was attending as he explained was the equivalent of high school for us, that after witnessing a white and purple space shuttle that wasn't of any make on their planet laughing intensely while screaming could be heard fly by them they decided to be paranormal investigators, only they weren't called that they were called fools because they never developed the term on their planet, and apparently he also took a gap year in between high school and enlisting to do that with his friends. Good to see that ghost haunting is a universal thing teenagers do when we're old enough and not my friends and I just being weird.

#transformers #maccadam #transformers animated #outsider pov #civilian pov #tfa bumblebee #(If it isnt obvious the shuttle is cyberverse Astrotrain and the screaming belonged to Megatron X before the Tran clones killed Astrotrain)

[citizensofdetroitpov]

GIRL HELP!! I am running through the streets in subminus temp rn running for my life from those stupid Soundwave dolls!

#transformers #maccadam #transformers animated #outsider pov #civilian pov #tfa soundwave

[citizensofdetroitpov]

Y'all I just introduced the concept of fanfiction to the aliens on the Decepticon site and it's already spread to the Autobot site.

#transformers #maccadam #transformers animated #outsider pov #civilian pov

[citizensofdetroitpov]

Honestly out of the Autobot social media site and Decepticon one I'm enjoying the con one much more. The Autobot one remains me of what happened with Twitter back in 2020s but only 10x worse with the owners abusing censorship laws and no one seems to like realize that's a bad thing, I'm not even joking u have to provide a valid ID to even look at most things on there, yes its Government run if you're wondering. Like on The Big Conversation it's a strange mixture of the 2000s sites Omegle and Reddit, you don't even need an account to view most of the things on there you just hop on go to the Omegle function and start making friends with these giant alien war criminals, one of them is literally teaching my little sister's class about the history of their planet rn as I type this out. If you don't like the Omegle function you could also just use it like regular social media, it's the best. And before any Autobots show up at my house, I am not a Decepticon spy saying these things to discredit the Autobots.

Edit. I have just been informed that the Autobot social media site that most people are using is a pirated version of the official one the government made where ya don't need to provide like several different forms of ID and everything censored to hell and back that the officials keep trying to take down but keeps on popping back up anyway.

#transformers #maccadam #outsider pov #transformers animated #civilian pov

[citizensofdetroitpov]

Somehow I found a video archive of some of those fights between the bots and cons while they’ve been here and I’m kinda amazed at how the videos are all high quality and like, really good shots of what’s going on.

But I also have to ask how the heck whoever filmed these managed to survive each time? How do they manage to get almost cinematic shots of these fights and not get knocked off the rooftops, I’m both in awe and slightly terrified at this person’s abilities.

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#transformers #maccadam #outsider pov #transformers animated #civilian pov #submitted by anonymous

[citizensofdetroitpov]

I think we should be banned from Cybertronian social media because I was invited on a stream to talk as the only human viewing the stream. The dude literally shot his computer when we started arguing who had the worst politicians.

#transformers #maccadam #outsider pov #transformers animated #civilian pov

[citizensofdetroitpov]

Gotta give thanks to those who pointed out the access to the cybertronian internet because it’s become one of my favorite things to do in my free time and makes the slow moments at work go faster scrolling through what I find on there. Some of this stuff’s better than any of the tv shows here.

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#transformers #maccadam #outsider pov #transformers animated #civilian pov #submitted by anonymous