someone please give me 200,000,000 in cash and like 2 ibuprofen you will not regret it
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you're under my skin
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who awake , lov u
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normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even
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[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love
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i keep a jar of apple sayce in my room drink it when im scared
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How good is that pussy babygirl
it’s atrocious leave me alone
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“SIT LIKE A LADY”
“NO”
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i want this on my grave
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I have an idealized version of myself in my mind and she’s really pissed off at my life choices
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Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill
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[mom voice] targé
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