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Job Title: ENTRY LEVEL TECHNICIAN FOR DUM-DUMS. JOB FOR STUPID FUCKING BITCHES
Requirements: Masters Degree in Engineering (PhD Preferred), TEM, SAED, FUCKYOURSELF and EDX, Flexible work hours, Type O- blood, Five Years Experience
Compensation: $15.00 an hour
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Grim didn't like this
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there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.
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There's this weird tendency among fandom types where they'll take a character, and insist that they are fans of them, before changing their design, age, pronouns, backstory, blood type, species, hometown, favorite color, zodiac sign, medical history, and every other facet of their being.
They will then violently insist that this version is superior to the canon one and act like they "fixed" them and it's like. Buddy that's not the same character anymore. That's just your own oc commiting identity fraud. Like. I get the desire to experiment with different interpretations of a story. But first of all it's okay to just make an original character if that's what you really want to do. And second of all, are you even really a fan of the character you "fixed" if they're a completely different person afterwards?
Like. Idk dude for somebody who claims to be a fan you sure don't seem to like them as they are :/
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if you're learning how to cook or branching out or feel like you just are not a very good cook or can't cook at all it is so important to know that when experienced cooks say they're measuring with their heart they are lying to you. They are measuring with their intuition, instinct, and experience, all of which are built by following recipes (written or taught by family), experimenting a lot, or some combination of the two: no matter how they learned, they learned it through cooking way more than you have. If you're trying to cook based on instinct or the assumption that you should just be able to figure it out and you don't like how your food comes out or you don't know where to start, find recipes and follow them to the letter. There is nothing wrong with looking up how to scramble eggs or make a stir fry. It will make your cooking better and easier, I promise.
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Anna Haifisch
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I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up
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Can you imagine what cathedrals would have been like if the medievals had access to neon lighting?
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circifox · 19 days
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Gym Leader Darian
Darian is the 7th Gym Leader of the Allustra League. He is usually challenged 7th, though in case of the main story of this region, he and Angelus are the only ones who have to be challenged 7th and 8th respectively. He is the middle child of the leaders of the Allspice Dragon Clan, and his family has lived in Allspice Town for generations. His younger and older brothers are also dragon-type specialists, though Darian is considered the strongest out of the three of them. At a first glance, Darian appears ill-tempered and vicious-- especially when it comes to battling. He's often considered reflective of the tough type he uses. He also is seen as somewhat cold yet competitive. In reality, he's not the bad boy type he portrays. If anything, his fiery side comes out due to passion. He's very used to having to prove himself to those around him to be seen by his clan but especially by his parents. In fact, he used to be the head of the gym leaders for the major Allustra conference. Angelus was the one who swept in and took that from him, and their relationship is best described as complicated. Darian knows the weaknesses of dragons well, so he tries to minimize the amount of shared weaknesses across his team if he can with the dual-typed Pokemon he uses. He also tries to ensure that he has clear answers to fairy-types so he's not bent so easily. He's currently dating Marina, an ice-type specialist and a member of the minor Allustra league. His ace is his Altaria, who is he is more than willing to mega-evolve, even in his initial battle.  Darian Rosewater- Me (@circifox) Pokemon- The Pokemon Company, GameFreak, Nintendo
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circifox · 28 days
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circifox · 28 days
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making up oc lore: fuck yes a little guy just for me
writing down oc lore: what the fuck
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circifox · 1 month
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If you use arab.org like I do please consider taking the extra 30-60 seconds to click on ALL of their causes. Palestine is important but so are the environment, refugees, children, women, and the impoverished across the middle east and it doesn't take away from Palestine to click for multiple causes. The arab world faces a lot of problems and they only get worsened by how western nations have oppressed and attacked them. Clicking is small but it generates something and overtime it does benefit the greater good. It takes all of us clicking as often as possible but we can do it! It's really easy and safe and they have proofs on their site on how they do make an impact and are donating your click money
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Photographs That Show Action Figures Interacting with Everyday Objects
Japan, Osaka-based photographer Hotkenobi stages action figures in real life settings to create a series of quirky photographers.
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People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.
For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.
The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.
So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.
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nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests
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