guards! read me my bedtime yaoi
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Corrin sketch
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Being a Chrobin shipper is so gratifying. Like Sumia was set up as Chroms obvious pair and everyone collectively went “no thanks” til love point that IS went “fine”
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Question for the audience
Also leave in the tags what people usually compliment you on!!
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i love itachi but not in the way dudebros love him "he's sooooo badass he could beat madara actually 🤓☝️" and not in the way kishimoto wants you to love him "he was a hero who sacrificed everything for his military state 💔" but a secret third way "he was a kind and soft child who hated conflict and violence but was born with a gift for killing so he was exploited by his family and his village from a young age until his eldest daughter syndrome drove him insane"
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Jef Bourgeau
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Eight of Swords
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I really hated this girl in my class and we kept exchanging notes with various threats of violence on them but then on a Zoom call I saw that she kept a bunch of them pinned on her wall with little hearts around them and I got the biggest crush on her after that.
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“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”
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i love it when people like “omg [story] copied [other story]” and then list the steps of the heroes journey
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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
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hold on i need to engineer an image that will cast 20 psychic damage on a niche group of people
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I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.
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Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS
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