*MICKEY MOUSE VOICE* YOURE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD
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me: there’s a sad girl in my coffee
barista: that’s your reflection
me: :(
barista: :(
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trying to comfort a friend
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rolls up in a sandwich car to steal ur girl
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Am I cute? No. But do I have a nice personality? Also no
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me: *is faced with a distressing situation*
brain: *shuts down*
me: no maybe we should actually deal with this
brain: ✔️read 7:26pm
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sometimes u should accept an apology and sometimes u gotta say “rot bitch”
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hey its me, your local burden,
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WHO UP
get some rest
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my body, tearfully: when sleep???
me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity
my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????
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@ porn blogs who keep following me
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someone: hey, how are you
me [shrouded in my sense of self-entitled drama]:
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