People on here will be like "I ❤ Old men!" and then post a picture of a man in his early 30s. You cowards, I want to see GREY HAIRS, I wanna see WRINKLES. Get a man with a receding hairline, a king who needs reading glasses. Talking about "loving old men," come back when you start thirsting after a man with an AARP membership.
When I first started Disco Elysium, I couldn't understand why people would make such touching, beautiful artwork of Harry. He's gross and yucky!! But after playing a while he had An Effect on me and I. Understood. It really was like this post:
Youre telling me the bartender is a mouse? Shes a girl whos a mouse? *chuckles warmly* That's pretty out there. I'm too old for that kind of thing, but you have fun with that. *to myself after you walk away, but with no trace of spite in my voice* A bartender who's a mouse... what will they think of next?
the way he's fumbling over his words and then so clearly and wistfully says "and he walks by you... " like he's talking about a lover he can never have