As far as I'm concerned if you're wearing two different socks I can only assume that you go around stealing one sock from everyone's laundry and that I must bring this worldwide criminal to justice.
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You kids with your smooth animation that’s consistent and not constantly recycled.
Back in my day you ignored when someone’s mouth didn’t move when they were talking or when a Ninja Turtle had the wrong color face mask.
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If I could change something about the human body it would be to have the sexual urge start at about 22 instead of early teens. I think that the evolutionary pressures which gave rise to this early onset of sexual desire have shifted. It would be nice to see kids get some life experience before this powerful desire struck.
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QUENCH YOUR THIRST MY CHILD
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a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
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oH MY GOD…..
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BLIND PEOPLE CANT SEE NUDES
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