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That's a flapjack (and the putty one was ticky-tack). A pepperjack is an emergency medical event where someone's heart stops.

pepperjack is amazing. the best cheese. whoever invented pepperjack is a genius for making cheese spicy.

- Rose

Isn't Pepperjack the bogan from that magical horse cartoon

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I was punched and pepper sprayed by cops that my university administration set on student protesters yesterday. Including once where a cop ripped my mask off my face, grabbed my jaw, and sprayed pepper sprayed straight into my mouth. The university sent out an alert in the middle of our protest canceling classes for the rest of the day, only citing “adverse conditions”. After protesters dispersed under threat of even more violence and three buses of riot police from all over the state with rubber bullets and bully sticks parked in front of one our school’s famous landmarks. I staggered over to a couple of friends who were watching on the sidelines. They gave me water and an apple and held a bag of ice on my very pepper spray irritated face. As they were walking me back to my dorm we ran into one of their roommates. She had taken cancelled classes as an opportunity to get crumbl cookie with her friends. Standing in front of her, happy in a floral blouse with her box of cookies, in my pepper spray and water soaked tshirt, keffiyeh sadly hanging off my shoulder, holding an ice pack to my mouth, felt like a slap in the face.

After putting my pepper spray soaked clothes, shoes, and keffiyeh in a plastic bag and taking an extraordinarily painful shower, a friend and I went for dinner just off campus. There we had a pot of green tea and ramen to soothe pepper sprayed throats. We got ice cream after (shared a cup with chocolate and raspberry pomegranate with strawberry pieces on top, it was very good). From our spot outside the ice cream place we watched a steady stream of groups of sorority girls in matching jeans shorts and blue bikini tops walking back to their apartments after some apparently raucous parties. The cognitive dissonance was insane. I really felt a little like I was going crazy.

Even this morning, waking up to the smeared sharpie of the National Lawyer’s Guild’s phone number on my arm, a black and blue chest from where a grown man straight up clocked me while I was held up by two other protesters in a wall, and a still sore throat and eyes from the pepper spray, life goes on like normal. I still have final papers to write and a math exam to review for.

I’m not sure I really have a point. But, this feeling only makes me want to fight harder for a free Palestine. So, fuck Israel for being an apartheid state and all of their crimes over the last 76 years. Fuck university administration for not disclosing their level of investment in Israel. Fuck university administration for not divesting from this genocide. Fuck Joe Biden for actively supporting this genocide. And fuck the police.

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house of leaves or something

WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN

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ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

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God bless Tumblr ads

MY BOTFRIEND

IS THIS A HALLOWEEN GIFT?

SHOW ME THEY HAVE SEX

🔞 COUNTERATTACK THROUGH PREGNANCY 👉

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Unique vintage male names, companion to this post:

There are less of them because people seemed to be less creative with naming their sons. Not sure why.

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okay another way Thailand kicks Vietnam’s ass is quality of coconut water, and yes I realise it’s impossible to say that without sounding like a complete tosser but it’s true

#YEAH THE BRANDS ARE DIFFERENT!!! #fresh coconut water straight from the coconut beats everything else though

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me: i wanna fuck a girl

sapphic positivity blogs: …..haha……don’t u mean u want to…..braid her hair…..while u guys do green tea eucalyptus volcanic ash mud masks and watch a disney movie…….while wearing very thick flannel pajamas…..that’s what u meant right

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yes i did, what happened to the rest of you guys?

like okay im just going to be real right now. do some of you not understand that children grow into adults? like seriously. because the way some of yall talk about them makes me feel like you think of children as an entirely different species and not people who in 10 years will be expected to function and understand society. were you cloned? do you come from a tube? did you jump out of the artificial womb as a fully formed 25 year old

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there's apparently a theory that taylor swift is going to release not one but two albums and if that's the case, what is she gonna call the second one. moderate will foraging?

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Rhianna Pratchett confirming her father wouldn't be a """gender critical""" activist (whatever the hell those GCs stand for) if he were still alive

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i like to think that ryoko kui regularly blacks out and unconsciously draws beautiful women

#ough draw more

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Turns out with the Affordable Connectivity Program, ISPs CAN NOT shut off your internet.

Seriously. If you’re living in the US, and you’re at or below poverty line, sign up for the affordable connectivity program. it gives you like $30+ a month off your current internet bill and it makes it so they can’t disconnect you if you don’t pay them.

#avg government spending moment

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today someone was telling me about an old friend of his who was an animal welfare activist back in the 70s, who liked to smash the windows of butcher shops without warning while they were out walking around town. one day this friend spotted an old car battery sitting in an alley, picked it up, spun it around, and hurled it at the window of a furrier's shop. he said it was an amazing thing: as he stood there panicking, thinking they were about to get arrested, the whole window bellied inwards and bounced the thing right back without even a scratch.

I said lucky the window didn't break, they'd have charged you with battery. he said ugh this is why anarchists don't tell jokes. I said aye, we always bomb.

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this is like lingerie to me

#hot

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BEHIND THE SCENES: Alternative ending for Maarva's speech -> Andor: The Complete First Season (SteelBook)

#cowards!!!!!!

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there’s nothing wrong with finding gay sex sexy, even if you’re straight. sex is sex. if a woman is attracted to men, it stands to reason that she might get turned on watching two dudes mack each other’s faces off. vice versa. that’s neither weird nor news to anyone. what is weird and fucked up is consuming queer sexuality without respect for the very-real human beings who are having the queer sex

and yes, that shit is prevalent and aggravating as hell! i get it. but criticizing how people derive pleasure (“she’s evil because she thinks gay-man-sex is hot even though she’s a woman”) rather than how they abuse power (“she thinks gay-man-sex is hot, and consumes queer media in queer spaces, but she also maintains that lesbians are gross and weird and uses her platform to talk over them”) is a recipe for weird puritanical nonsense that solves zero problems and in fact creates several new ones