laios was born to be the referee in air bud who makes the call that a dog can play basketball
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sory i bought polymer clay earings from uour wifes etsy store and cast one of her thumprints and used it to access your family safe and i stole your comically large bagof money with dolar signs painted on it
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my girl & i don’t use protection anymore since that twitter witch hexed her womb to be barren
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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine
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top 5 cryptids GO
hoop snake
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i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night
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We've yassified the victim's face to protect their identity
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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i don't know guys i kinda like this one
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Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more
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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
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