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wild how like PCOS, endometriosis, vaginismus & hell, even frequent yeast infections are “mysterious” with no well known cause and little to no decent treatment, but we have tons of supposedly well researched body fat removal methods, about 20 different kinds of breast implants, laser hair removal, and 100 different dermatologist recommended anti aging creams. we sure had the money and brainpower to cure those “diseases”

#i think about this a lot

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the whole deal these three have going on right now is so funny

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beloved mutual loud-whistling-yes please tell me the story on how pearl found your blog I am so curious now /nf

ok its been like 2 years since this happened i barely said a word about it but ok whatever pearl probably forgot about it i think i can say it now

October 24th, 2022

Pearl announces the release of her dl plushie

It's several months after dl's finale and 2 weeks until my birthday

My mental state in this period of time was solidly parked in the Pearl Insanity Zone

I want- no, I need that plushie

It's 138 ringgit

The plushie is 138 fucking ringgit

My mother refuses to let me buy the plushie

Not even as my birthday present

Not even if I offer to pay with my own money

I was this close to chewing up the furniture

I am not allowed to chew up the furniture

I choose instead to scream and cry on tumblr about it because well where else was I gonna cry about it

In a moment of stupidity and plushie-mourning grief

I maintag the post for personal sorting reasons

October 30th, 2022

It's exactly one week until my birthday

I get an ask in my inbox

It's tumblr user pearlescentmoo

Wait

TUMBLR USER PEARLESCENTMOO????????????????

I check the blog to see if this is a troll blog or something

NOPE

IT'S REAL

PEARLESCENT FUCKING MOON JUST SENT ME AN ASK

She says she feels bad that I can't get the plushie cause of the price

She wants to send me a discount code so I can get the plushie for free

Wait what

SHE WANTS TO SEND ME A DISCOUNT CODE SO I CAN GET THE PLUSHIE FOR FREE?????????????

I distinctly remember feeling like I was gonna throw up on my laptop

Oh yeah also losing my mind on whatsapp with my irl friends who have no idea what the fuck was going on

Problem is

She sent this to me via an ask

I'm pretty sure her DMs were closed at the time

Look man I wasn't gonna blast the fact Pearl's giving out plushies for free all willy nilly like that I have standards

I tried responding to her via answering the ask privately

The answer gets sent

I never get a reply

I'm pretty sure that tumblr, in it's true tumblr fashion, ate the ask

I never got the plushie

And that's the story of why Pearl definitely knows that my blog was titled "pearl my blorbo skrunkly poor pathetic meow meow"

It's been 2 years and I still want to die

#this is CRAZY

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wait TANGO SOT..... TANGO SOTTTTT OMGGGG

#IT JUST HIT MEEEEEEE WOWWWWW #WOW IT JUST HAPPENS LIKE THAT ....

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can you IMAGINE if they've changed up sot and none of the vault keys are where they're usually are. theyve completely changed the system and NOTHING you know matters

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literally what universe am i IN bout 3 years ago at the end of season 1 if you asked me if we would ever have a public sever. if jojo would be added to the roster if ETHO would play TWICE ......... barely any hermits were in the roster at all like it's crazy

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"you're gonna be on our team too right jojo?" GIRL . GIRL SAVE ME GIRL

JOJO AND ETHO ON A FUCKING CALLL.....&.9/))/8)828)3)8)87(,9(

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she's training team ties on mcci. fucking Christ

JOJO AND ETHO ON A FUCKING CALLL.....&.9/))/8)828)3)8)87(,9(

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JOJO AND ETHO ON A FUCKING CALLL.....&.9/))/8)828)3)8)87(,9(

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I am so normal about pearl’s base

I love what she’s been doing this season so I wanted to draw it

#emo tion .... ........ #hc10 #pearl

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i'm SAT i'm SAT DOWN. OMG

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ETHOA AGAIN ON TIES THEY FID IT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEE OH MY FUCKING GODDD

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HELO? HELLO

#WHAT THE FUCK

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feinberg is about to tear this shit up ommg . omgg i cant wait

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KRIMSON KRAKENS MENTION IN 2024 OHHH MAN

#ohh. oh man #Youtube

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i just have to make it through the next few or tens or hundreds or thousands of weeks. until i'm dead

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MCC I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY IN MY LIFE