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'Go to hell' is basic. 'I hope your favourite book let's a bad movie adaptation' is juvenile. 'I hope your favourite franchise has an announced movie, with a full teaser trailer, before immediately throwing it in development hell for seven years with absolute zero updates, and then being cancelled out of nowhere, without the possibility of another studio buying the IP to pursue giving the franchise a second chance to be rounded off in a satisfying way' is vicious. It's possible. It happened.

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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yknow what you're right, thanks two super cucumbers

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A civil conversation with your local lake fish sturgeon

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“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free

#haha this post is extra funny to me because [redacted for being just. too embarassing]

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cant stop thinking abtthis

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Narrow-headed Softshell Turtle (Chitra indica), family Trionychidae, found in rivers and other waterways of the Indian Sub-continent

ENDANGERED.

Predatory, feeding on a wide variety of small aquatic vertebrates and large invertebrates.

Endangered due to over-harvesting (for food) and habitat degradation.

photographs: Shailendra Singh, Turtle Conservancy, Turtle Survival Alliance

#oh

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gf got me new posca markers for christmas, so i drew her brother’s cat. her name’s engine bc they found her in a car engine.

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cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

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i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby

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roller coasters could kill us so easily if they wanted but they choose not to because by nature they’re gentle beasts and they love us. like horses

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The only reason why transphobes always ask “what is a woman” instead of “what is a man” is because we all know that a man is a featherless biped.

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