this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it
- Failing to catch a keyring Camilla tossed to him from like two feet away. They just hit his hands and fall right on the floor
- Insinuating he's a better necromancer than Harrowhark assuming this will rouse her from her fainting spell (it works)
- Declining Camilla's suggestion to stop working with the cleaning product he's allergic to because he wants to study his own allergic reaction
- Writing a sequel to the mid-tier romance book he's stuck in purgatory with, on the walls of said purgatory
- Hearing Nona say she doesn't think redheads are sexy and immediately going. Well that can't just be Harrow- obviously Harrow thinks redheads are all wildly sexy (and Gideon would be vain enough to agree)
- "Unlike some of us, I've never much seen the allure of an evil cougar" a stronger man than I 🫡
what’s important to know about palamedes is that he got stuck in a tiny room in complete isolation for 8 months not knowing if he would ever be rescued. and he responded to this psychological torture by writing trashy romance novel fanfic
"Pyrrha crossed over to the truck, to Nona, and leant heavily into the interior; Nona could see that she was sweating, in exactly the same way she had sweated after the bottle of bleach. She mumbled 'You knew this was happening. You knew this was happening months ago,' and when Nona put her hand on Pyrrha's, it was like Pyrrha hadn't even noticed her."