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happy pride to the marketing team tom hardy held at gunpoint to get this gay ass tagline

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Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

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spidey is havin a rough day

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Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

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there should be a hotline for me to call autistic people with specific hyperfixations every time i have a question

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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

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personally if i were an artist and teenage girls happened to gravitate towards my art i would consider that the highest fucking honour imaginable

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im sick of every f/f ship just being like. oh they are cute and lovey dovey all the time. i want beavis and butthead except lesbians

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“What do you mean the tower is gone? Are you sure you’re in the right place? I actually used more colorful words than that,” Brett Elmore recounted to NBC News. “He said there’s wires all over the ground and the tower is gone.”

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the thing about being in a fandom for a long time is you inevitably develop very intense opinions about things you know objectively are absolutely meaningless but nonetheless make you want to gnaw through drywall like a feral cat and there's just nothing you can do about that

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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Isn't House problematic??

i live in one so i hope not

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A young woman is walking outside ████████. It just so happens that today, the 3rd of March 2006, is this young woman's birthday. Though it was seventeen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!

What will the name of this gothic young woman be?

> Enter Name.