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So excited to finally share my piece for Ecto-Implosion! The idea started off as a pt. 2 to my Barbie Meme challenge and has since developed into a full story all thanks to @bee__nova

Go check out her wonderful piece!

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I’m just going to pretend nothing bad happened and they got to be a happy family :)

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*Tim is missing and Dick and Damian are looking for him. They open a trunk to a dead body, but it’s not Tim*

Damian: Oh! Oh, thank god.

Dick: Thank god? It’s a dead person.

Damian: Yeah, but it’s not Tim.

Dick: It’s still a human being, Damian.

Dick: It’s Kevin from Gotham PD. What’s the matter with you?

Damian: You’re saying you’d rather it be someone that we know and care about? Fine, next time I see Tim, I’ll just tell him you wish he were dead.

Dick: I never said that I wish Tim was dead.

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[watching a video-threat from Shigaraki with a fireplace in the background]

Midoriya: When did they even record this?!

Bakugou: Judging by the flames in the background, could be a live stream from hell.

All Might: Hah! Very good joke, young Bakugou! [continues to chuckle]

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Toshi introducing his kids like this with just so much happiness and pride.

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Just thinking about sad All Might. Someone please laugh at his dad joke lol

Balance restored

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no, jason did not have a fun patrol, and no he will not stop ranting about it, and yes he does want some comfort cookies, shut up!

inspired by a comedy bit! (timestamp 17:45)

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Jason: Where's are you keeping him (Roy), you undignified bastard?

Bastard: I ain't know nothin about your little boyfriend, and there's no way you gonna make me talk

Jason:

Bastard:

Later:

Talia: Drop him

Bastard, hanging over a giant vat of acid: WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, HEY! WHY YOU HELPIN HIM? HE'S A BAT!

Talia: And someone who helped me raise my son for 10 years

Damian, running in the room: Mama! Can we go to the big animal museum again with Akhi later?

Talia: Of course we can, habibi. But right now, Mama's doing something, okay? Why don't you go and wait outside?

Damian: Mkay *runs off*

Talia: *light laughing from watching her son waddle away then turns to her men* drop him.

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I want Bruce calling his kids the wrong name the way parents always do with your siblings. Cuz this man has like a 100 children, hes bound to fuck up at some point.

Like him looking at Dick in full nightwing suit and just:

"Hey Jason can you- I mean Tim- I mean uhh Dami- Duk- uhmm... Cass?"

"DICK, DAD, MY NAMES DICK"

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Tim: Shit.

Bruce: Language!

Damian: Kol khara!

Bruce: Language!

Steph: Now that's one crazy motherfucker

Bruce: Language!

Jason: Who the fuck are you calling a "son of a bitch," you pigeon-livered saucy lackey! Maltworm spat out of a mouldy rogue! Rare parrot teacher! Your—

Bruce: —Language!

Dick: Yeah! What the frick-frack tickity tic-tac snik-snak, bro?

Bruce: ...

Bruce: What the fuck.

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Damiline with trans Damian as I try to ignore my deprecating life

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This is so funny guys legit I’m dieing it’s better than pussygate

Like no hate to Jon

This is a glorious day to be a DC Fan

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Damian: We are not in love with each other. Stop saying that.

Tim: You are literally sitting on Jon's lap.

Damian:

Jon:

Tim:

Damian: He's warm and my emotional support Kryptonian.

Jon, with his chin on Damian's shoulder: and he is my angry defender of earth

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Talia: My father kept my own SON from me for YEARS!

Talia: Can you believe that!?

Jason: *fake gasp* Unimaginable!

Damian: Inconceivable.

Bruce: Perish the thought.

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Damian(about respawn): So out of nowhere I find out I have a secret brother with a supervillain.

Flatline: Omg really?

Damian: Yeah and then I try to be civil with him and show him than I'm happy, and out of nowhere he tries to kill me.

Flatline: Honestly some people.

(Meanwhile)

Tim(looks at the camera like he's in the office)

Stephanie: What are you doing?

Tim: I don't know it just feels right.

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Respawn: I'm gonna kill you.

Damian: Oh really? how original.

Damian: I've died so many times that my tomb has B.R.B instead of R.I.P on it.