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so i really liked that bit in 100

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‘girlboss’ I think you mean girlFAILURE. I think you mean GIRLABOMINATION. I think you mean GIRLFREAK

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“jrwi is too chip-centric rn ://“ my brother idk how to tell you this but we’re literally in the black sea

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does literally anyone else think Captain Price would be one of those mob bosses that hangs out at a bowling alleyway with other suspicious random people or is that just me.... CASE IN POINT:

#oh no youre so right #also btw haiiii the chip and price fic you wrote made me insane. youre literally The Guy Ever for it. i commented under the same user #not overriding this post though because you are SO FUCKING RIGHT

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ignoring the gay smut 113 was such an episode i cant stop thinking about that shit. insanity below the cut bcus spoilers

OH MY FODDNDIEHSBSH OH KY GKD. PRICE BEING ROSE'S SON. ROSE KNOWING CHIP WOULD BE THE ONE TO SURVIVE. WHAF THE FUCK. THERES PROBABLY MORE IM FORGETTING HUT KIKE DO.YOU GET ME

ALSO QUEEN. MY LOVE. YOU HAVE DONE NO WRONG EVER YOU DONT NEED TI WORRY ❤️

#mumbling to myself #jrwi riptide #jrwi spoilers

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The QSMP is looking for smaller English-speaking streamers, so I figured I'd take the time to introduce qsmpblr to none other than Eric "Condi" Condifiction!!

// this will contain (very minor) spoilers for jrwi riptide, apotheosis, bitb, some prime defenders, and the SCU //

Condi is an English-speaking Canadian who's a part of Just Roll With It (JRWI), the absurdly powerful dnd podcast he runs with his friends Bizly, Grizzly, and Slimecicle!! He plays several characters across their multiple campaigns, along with DM'ing his own campaign of Apotheosis. He plays/played Jay Ferin for Riptide, Rolan Deep for Blood in the Bayou, Sylnan Vengolor for Fated, Flynn Gustwind for Convergence, and Vyncent Sol for Prime Defenders. (plus something im probably forgetting whoops anyway)

He is insanely talented at rp and improv, with some of the more infamous and my favorite examples being episodes 53, 100, and 101 in JRWI: Riptide. The way he plays Jay Ferin is emotionally devastating and incredible, and she's genuinely brought me to tears multiple times. Though he plays his absolute heart out with every character he makes, she's just a neat example of his range and talent. Looking at the differences between Jay, the Navy's daughter, and someone like Rolan Deep, a lawyer returning to his hometown of Galloway to experience The Horrors™ is just wild man. Not to even mention everything he does with Vyncent and his multiple different characters inside him; along with everything he made for his own campaign of Apotheosis.

Something something charlie slimecicle calls him "God Gamer Condifiction." He's really good at video games dude I have no way to talk about this he just is its really scary honestly. On one of his more recent streams he went live playing Only Up! and he beat it in one go without any major setbacks, fast enough to refund the game and get all the money he spent on it back. Just for context.

He also has a background in minecraft roleplay specifically!! He was part of the SCU (Slimecicle Cinematic Universe) where he roleplayed several different characters. God!Condi and 100Days!Condi being the more defined ones. Everything he did in the SCU was nearly pure unscripted improv and incredibly impressive, and I highly recommend you go through and watch it!! (I go into detail on how to get into it on this post)

He doesn't just have background in the roleplay aspects of minecraft though, he was also briefly on SMPEarth and is skilled at regular minecraft too. He mainly strives at the roleplay aspects, but again the whole God Gamer Condifiction thing so ^_^

^ Here's a good example of his regular PVE skills in this video where his chat tortures him through a crowd control mod as he tries to build a cottage core lesbian house

^ Along with a link to of one of my all time favorite videos of his, which I think shows his humor and style of jokes off in a cool way :]

Overall I just really need my dnd guy to be in my favorite minecraft server so he can make so many SCU references with Charlie Slimecicle, then emotionally devastate us through the roleplay aspect. I really hope he manages to get in so everyone gets a taste of his amazing roleplay and gaming (i guess thats how im phrasing it) abilities :DD

Condifiction 👍

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HEY QUESTION DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER MY PROJECT FROM THIS SUMMER CALLED TNTSMP

YEAH SO I MADE IT WORLDS BETTER

ITS CALLED PROJECT REWIND NOW IM CURRENTLY FIXING OUT DESIGNS AND STUFF FOR IT BUT LIKE. THINK THE VIBE OF GENLOSS MIXED WITH PLOTLINES FROM HARDEST DIFFICULTY BUT THEN MAKE IT MODERN AND WORLDS MORE FUCKED UP

i love making the council Go Through It. im so excited to post shit about it

#mumbling to myself #project rewind #tntsmp #fun fact pjsk is canon in it and so is jrwi #i mafe them canon for shits and giggles #soecicifcally bevaude i need them to tweet #sorry guys! we just went through some huge shit plus like one by one each of us went off the gr #d and we need time to like get therapy and shit but its ok we're alive!!! #and i need grizz to go “bizly. my dying wish. het me my phone.” #“grizz you're fine you're not dying.” #“im laying in a hospital bed bizly im dying. get me my phone.” #“why” #“just get it you ass” #and bizly'd get their phone and grizz would go “thank you. i can carry out my final act.” #and then full combo the end of hatsune miku on expert

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New headcanon, godcicle is a streamer

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The run guys are tall,,,,,,,/pos they towereinfg (towering), brother ⭐⭐

Now going to be thinking my nogger about them

SHAKES SILLY GUYS BY THE SHOUDLLDERS (SHOULDERS) WHAT ATROCITIES FO (DO) YOU BEAR WITNESS TO.

((thabk you @hubblespacemission an @chipsonthemenu :o3

#prev hi hello these are me and my partner's dnd pcs #i lov them

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also jus in general you are souper cool. you radiate Freiend energy

hhey man. your art gives me vibes and i cant describe them but theyre. itching some part of my fuckin brain and i cant describe it. but its really good. keep up the good work keep making characyers painfully Fucked Up 👍👍

THANK YOU THANK YOU THATS SO SWEET OF U TO SAY... i think what gives my art some o that Crunch is the anti-anti-aliased thing i use, to make it more pixely... just like the mspaint days.. THANKU SO MUCH THO this made me smile so big. blessings upon u

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chat i am going insane chat

#mumbling to myself

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jay ferin has down turned eyes thank you goodbye

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The run guys are tall,,,,,,,/pos they towereinfg (towering), brother ⭐⭐

Now going to be thinking my nogger about them

SHAKES SILLY GUYS BY THE SHOUDLLDERS (SHOULDERS) WHAT ATROCITIES FO (DO) YOU BEAR WITNESS TO.

((thabk you @hubblespacemission an @chipsonthemenu :o3

#OH MY GOD THEM THEM THEM THEM #if you wanna know stuff that happened uhh luca drank the grimace shake and gave a gnome woman a biblical experience :3 #fahren run

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@kratorakaletto giving you a standalone luca thing for ref. btw they're agender aroace and use any prns and are 6'8

#mumbling to myself #fahren run

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KRATOR!! USE THE GL2 ONE ITS THE MORE RECENT DESIGN!! PLEAS!! @kratorakaletto THAK YOU!!

I peak at you HUBBLE 8o

May I draw like fahren run characters even if I don't know what's going on

:O OF COURSE YOU MAY!!!!

here’s an elliot reference if you need him:

and here is @chipsonthemenu’s luca :D

those are the pcs, if you wanna draw breakfast (elliot’s partner(?)), then i can provide a reference for them as well :D

#mumbling to myself #ohg my god luca fanart prospects.......huge day

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chip and the slutty slutty men that are in love with his wet cat energy (jaz, caspian and niklaus)

#see guys this is why my dad should let me come back to tumblr full time #i need to be able to make posts like this

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gay men and achillean flags colorpicked from Caspian’s official art !

[PT: gay men and achillean flags colorpicked from Caspian’s official art ! End PT.]

Caspian’s official art is available on the JRWI patreon, and was made by shanuraru.

[gay men flag ID: A rectangular flag with 6 horizontal stripes of equal width. From top to bottom, the colors are : blue-leaning green, light blue-leaning green, very light desaturated blue-leaning green, white, very light desaturated blue, medium in all ways blue, navy. End ID.]

[achillean flag ID: A rectangular flag with 3 horizontal stripes of equal width. In the middle of the middle stripe, there is a minimalistic logo of a carnation, with a leaf on each side. The petals of the carnation are a light desaturated yellow-leaning green, while the leaves are an average in all ways green. The colors of the stripes are as follow : very light desaturated blue, yellow-leaning white, very light desaturated blue. End ID.]

Feel free to repost with or without credit to me, tho I’d appreciate if you credited the artist of the drawing the colors were colorpicked from, shanuraru.