Re Oscar in a bucket hat- do we know of any festival themed fics?? I feel like there is so much potential esp for the vaguely shitty UK ones
i actually don't think i've ever seen one for those two, which is a real shame! imagine the bickering while they put up their tent? oscar making a slightly miffed comment about the fact that lando made him carry all their crates through the mud to the campsite AND then sat there pissing about while oscar put the tent up ("but you're really good at it because you're a duke of edinburgh type weirdo? playing to our strengths mate"). imagine them buying silly matching bucket hats for like £20 each and lando dragging oscar to loads of DJs he's never heard of but oscar faithfully going because lando shouldn't go by himself and splitting a pill they got off some guy called robbo they met on the first night and coming up as the sun goes down and they're just....shiny eyed really fancy each other snogging watching some DJ and then being gross hangover horny in their tent the next morning and thinking it's not really obvious to everyone else that oscar's come out of lando's side of the tent and not his own!!!
i'm not gonna do any work this afternoon now i will simply be projecting all my festival experiences onto Them and loving it
p.s. if anyone DOES know of any festival fics i would love to read them
okaaaay bondi king, papaya sling-bag, hypnotic funky fresh, hip cocked to the side, spf 80, boyfriend who goes to yogilates, brings bug spray when you forgot it, tells you to watch out for the rip tide, bigass bucket hat, 2L water bottle, license with no point deductions, always has spare change for an ice lolly like he’s REAdy let’s gooooo
I am actively chewing through your walls, on my way to throw myself at your feet and cry about how much I loved the first chapter of your Lando Norris fic. Please kill me now… I cannot live in such a cruel world where such a thing is unfinished. Help.
AHA omg, anon, you're the amount of dramatic I love. This is the energy I support 😂
I will (hopefully) not keep you waiting too long!!