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someone somewhere probably already drew this but here's the centaur kiss anyway

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baked mspaint bug

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lil comic i drew!! this was inspired by a rlly silly meme i found

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#im like a druid i can wild shape into a creature of my choosing as needed

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just when i thought my comics couldn't get dumber... i surprise myself 👭

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three years on hrt today !

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Literally no one cares if the population under a government committing or supporting an atrocity doesn’t overwhelmingly support it (when asked on form) if it keeps doing it

I mean it’s obviously useful for understanding individuals, or groups whatever sure. But in context of something else, not the atrocity. But in the larger scheme ‘who cares’. It literally means nothing if the people in that area aren’t acting on it en masse (or if the supposed revolutionaries aren’t actualizing on it)

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black and brown bloggers will describe a racist phenomenon in a slightly jesting way and white people will very openly flock to the notes proudly saying “i do that!!! xD”. No shame at all. Appalling, really

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Oh I’m an asshole.

So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.

So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.

But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.

Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.

Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.

She stops, wide-eyed.

“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”

I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”

Then I winked at her, and walked away.

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#🥺

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My new OC her name is Nine Eleven

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I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth

#“i got my info from your tailor” goddamn🤣

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an old lady enjoying the sun

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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.