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it was an APRICOT !!! NOT A PEACH !!!!!! AN A P R I C O T !!!!

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I just found out I turned half the male population gay

Story goes, a couple of years ago I digital painted this accursed image:

I don’t visit tumblr all that much these days but today I did, and I found a comment that said something along the lines of “Is this the original Ricardo Megamind meme?” and I was like “WHAT MEME?”. So I googled it and: 

MY NAME IS MARLENA SIDOR. I AM (or was until my tools broke) A FREELANCE DIGITAL ARTIST FROM POLAND.  AND I PAINTED THIS SH** 

I don’t mind it being a meme. It’s a fanart. I painted it for fun and because I really like that movie. I see this entire thing as a form of flattery. Also, you’re welcome, since this may be the closest you will ever see of a “live-action” Megamind (and considering how all the recent remakes of old classics are, it may be for the best). 

I only want to know one thing, WHO THE F** IS THIS RICARDO?

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i am indifferent towards your shoelaces

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‘bi people can pass as straight!’

anyone can pass as straight, if they silence themselves enough.

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Whenever Teddy doesn’t feel well, he will (only) ask Harry but not grandma Andromeda to bring him to his favourite healer, his uncle Draco who works in St. Mungo. Harry suspects Teddy might know about his crush on Draco.

Art request on Instagram for Draco’s Birthday : Draco as a healer, gentle and caring + something with Draco, Harry and Teddy 

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We’ve all heard of Betty Boop. But how many of you knew that she was based off of a BLACK woman.

Yes Betty Boop was based off of Ms.Esther Jones known by her stage name “Baby Esther”. She was an African-American singer and entertainer of the 1920’s. Her singing trademark was “Boop oop da doop” hence the name Betty Boop! She performed regularly at the cotton club in Harlem,New York.

Source

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plz do my survey

if i want to get a good grade on my digital technologies assessment i need to have a survey that has been completed by many people, and so far i only have 14 entries :/

the survey is completely anonymous and it would mean a lot to me if some of you did, it only takes an average of 59 seconds to complete. thanks !!

https://forms.office.com/Pages/ResponsePage.aspx?id=0c47c7LNREOFWxgEvMmvJ5oprzuzOp1ErwYK4TBSZa5UM0o3RzFDQkJNR0ZPUVBMMTNYRlNXUjZQUy4u

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fred: i have an idea

fred: it’s very uncool, but it’s not illegal. technically

fred: but it is a dick move

george: i love it

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It’s a breezy summer day and the rustling from the leaves outside sound like whispers from my small apartment. I’m sitting in front of my laptop, silently studying the 1.6 billion faces speaking simultaneously in front of me. It’s Monday, the day of the weekly conference call between all Muslims. We have been required to attend this Skype meeting from the the tender age of fetus, but I had never spoken in one of them before. 

That changes today. 

“Hey guys, what if…” I start to say. 

Nobody hears me, but I refuse to be silent. How could I show my face again on Tumblr if I couldn’t even save my mayonnaise friends from death? How could I expect to earn their respect? Anon was right; why hadn’t I done this before? Thousands of lives had paid the price for my ignorance, but not anymore.

“What if you guys….. stopped killing people.“ 

Suddenly, silence. 

1,643,398,023 pairs of eyes are on me. My heart is in my throat as the ISIS leader gives me a blank expression. 

A single tear rolls down my cheek. "Please.” I say with a broken voice. 

He is moved. 

“Aight”.

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monarch of self-love and not knowing how to express my feelings

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Pluto compared with Australia

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me whenever someone on tumblr ask about my chemical romance: