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they did not appreciate my longsword technique at the job interview

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i work at pokemon and my dad said sobbles final stage evolution will look like gex but blue and aimed at onceler fuckers

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to me weed is like a dark and powerful ancient crystal

close! its a plant that grows out of the ground.

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so i love peppermint candy and when i was in middle school theyd hold a candy cane sale in december, one quarter per candy cane! extremely excellent deal, except i was twelve and completely broke. so one year i scrounged for floor change for a couple of days before deciding i was desperate and stealing $20 from my mother’s nightstand 😔 it weighed on me for a full decade until a few months ago i decided to finally confess to my mom and she was like. yeah dude you came home with eighty candy canes. do you think i’m stupid

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I feel uneasy

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it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king

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Gwen Stacy is transgender

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wearing weird earrings to ward off the bad vibes

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Frog phone for Wednesdays calls

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I deserve a mech suit. I deserve a symbiotic relationship with heavy machinery. I deserve to experience a perfect connection between flesh and metal