this is making me SCREAM
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due to personal reasons i will be letting moss grow on me
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I could really go for a burger right now…
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@cherryt0pper ‘s room
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👩🏾🌾♥️👩🏻🌾
(they are two lesbian farmers in love at the carrot stand in the farmers market, they met by the honey sticks 5 years ago and have been dating ever since)
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me starting a text post
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why am i, a gamer and perfect gentleman, denied coochie?
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Someone: you want to bang the villain?
Me:
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*lying in bed with my wife*
her: honey you seem to have something on your mind
me: no sweetheart i’m fine
her: are you sure?
me: yes i’m sure. good to sleep
my mind:
gapple fcrumble………
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accept her
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[video source]
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you look like u eat buttons off the remote
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Every time I send my advisor an edited draft of my thesis proposal I’ve started adding a different plague meme at the bottom for incentive
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vampire conspiracy theories, go!
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It’s pumpkin season guise.
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