Andy my beloved you never came to pick me up on that drink date you promised. I waited in the rain and hail and humidity infront of Buckingham palace west gates until 3am with one of the ex queen's Corgis π’π
Oh God, Iβm really sorry love! Emergency at work! I wanted to call you, but didnβt have your numberβ¦
Are you doing okay though??! And the corgi?! Snuggled up in warm blankets I hope?? Never mind, Iβm coming over and bringing you soup right now
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Since I had such an eye opening experience to loving animals on Love Island I decided to do my part and adopt an new pet. Everyone meet my new pet snake Grace!
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Aw the replies made my day! π₯Ίπ
How to tell Andy this is for him without actually saying this for him π₯΄
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How to tell Andy this is for him without actually saying this for him π₯΄
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Aw I would love to go out for drinks! Pick me up at the west gate of Buckingham Palace at 8pm. I'll be done stealing one of the ex queen's corgis by then π₯ΊππΆ
Deal! I bet those corgis need fostering now anyway, right?πΆπΆπΆ
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Andy can I adopt kittens from you? Or can I adopt you instead??? πΌ
Sure! The kittens are looking for a new home and I think youβd make a great cat-parent! (Theyβre all potty trained too, so no worries). I, on the other hand, already have a home haha, but we can go out for drinks if you want? My treat!
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Be honest Hamish!!! Who do you like more? Grace or MC? π
Well if MC was brilliant enough to have breakfast with me and enjoyed our kissy kiss (which I know was amazing because duh Iβm the Ham man) then MC all the way
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What's your favorite type of bacon, Hamish? And how do you like them cooked? π₯π€
First and foremost, extra crispy! And if I had to say my favorite would be beelers! π
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