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YAAYYYY !!!! I FOUND A SUCCESSFUL WAY TO GIVE ROLLY A BATH :33333

so rolly girl has NEVER liked baths, at least never since we got her. shes always a bit dehydrated because no matter how hard i try i can never get her to spend more than a couple minutes in the bath, and she often waits so long to actually eat her morning salad that it mostly dries up so she doesnt get nearly enough water in her

i can tell bc 1: always wrinkly,,, if i gently pinch her skin / scales a bit it doesnt return to its original place, just. sits there. 2: the fat pads on her head are sunken in basically always, but shes a good weight and looks perfectly healthy otherwise, which ive seen / read / been told can be a sign of dehydration if it isnt malnutrition or being underweight

i have tried making the water cooler, making the water hotter, adding more water, adding less water, putting her in the bathtub, putting her in a plastic tub on the counter, pouring water on her, ect and she has never, ever enjoyed it and i always end up having to take her out early out of fear that she'll get hurt

HOWEVER. i have found a solution :3333

if i put her in the sink with the drain plugged (not fully plugged but using like. a strainer plug so the water still drains but she cant fall in or get stuck) and run the water like very low / low pressure and turn the faucet to the shower setting, as long as i dont pour it directly on her, i can get her to stand the bath for like. at least twice the time

because even if im not directly showering her, i can pour water over her back and she doesnt mind and she occasionally would run underneath it (and then immediately back out because she hates her face getting wet SBDHBD) and also its still surrounding her with water, and also the water wont get cold over time bc its from the sink on a warm setting :333

so hopefully i can get her hydrated quickly !!!!!!! ill give her another bath like this tomorrow and see how she looks but she seemed very happy once she got used to it

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

#uhhh uhhh ummm #pov: the bisexuals when the doctor writes a prescription for antibiotics? #ignore i have taken uhh. 3 years of french guys im REALLY fucking bad. #only thing that helps is i know the word “quand” and “homosexuel” or whatever soo #uhh. something like that probably thats a whole lot of cognates #thats the only reason ive gotten this far. cognates

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you’re stuck living with your icon for a month have fun

#JOKES ON YOU BITCH SHES MY LIZARD <3333 #i have been stuck living with her for THREE months and i would like to keep- #-being stuck living with her for as LONG as POSSIBLE

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

#!!!!!! real #i would honestly be way more uncomfortable and nervous #if someone started messaging me WITHOUT following me #like. at least let us be mutuals first i will start freaking out panicking

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tucked in

#excellent

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reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™

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reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

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@tomfoooleryy @stupidscav

Reblog to get whacked by this thing

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It makes me happy when they listen

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.. <- two ants hanging out

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one thing that's weird abt me is that I have this constant fear that i am being watched. that no matter where i go there are cameras on me, i am being judged and monitored no matter what.

the cameras we have at home? i feel like no matter what I am being recorded.

at school? I feel like I am being recorded

Out in public? I feel like I am being recorded

Not the in the "someone's making sure everyone's safe or nothing gets stolen" way but in the "I am never alone, I am never safe, I am never truly free to do whatever I want"

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Help me prove my family wrong!

I don't know if this post will break containment, but will you like/reblog if you are or know a man who is asexual? All of the people in my life seem convinced that being Ace is a 'girl thing' and that Ace men don't exist!